Guys, you're trying too hard. You live in Miami. It's beautiful and there's no income tax. If that doesn't convince Peyton Manning to come there, your rewritten version of the Titanic song sure as hell won't. (via deadspin.com)
TV Buzz On last night's “Family Guy,” Ricky Gervais added another title to his ever-expanding repertoire: the voice of a dolphin. Here are Billy Finn's funniest moments from last night's episode.
Sports Buzz How amazing is this? A wakeboarder (who apparently doesn't even need a rope!) is joined by a couple dolphins off the coast of St. Pete Beach in Florida.
Love. Sex. Dolphins. Unicorns. Clearly, this is the best commercial ever produced.
Culture Buzz A baby dolphin with its umbilical cord still attached was found beached near Montevideo city, Uruguay. Luckily, a rescue organization got involved and and has been nursing the little guy back to health. These picture might just kill you.
What happens if a curious cat meets a playful dolphin? Only YouTube has the answer.
Celebrity Buzz Sorry, Ina. Enzo has already moved on to bigger and better things: DOLPHINS! Next time Ina's team should be more careful about denying Make-A-Wish kids their dreams.
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Baby dolphins are washing up along the Mississippi and Alabama coastlines at 10 times the normal rate of stillborn.
Sports Buzz Morbid interpretations of NFL team logos. Considering the deluge of dead birds raining from the sky, the Cardinal's logo is topical. All of these, and more to come, are available in t-shirt form from artist Jon Defreest.
CNN's Randi Kaye goes down in an underwater lab to see how dolphins react to themselves in a mirror. It's virtually impossible to watch these dolphins checking themselves out without smiling.
Meet the crotch sniffing, rape-attempting dolphin from East Caicos. He seems nice.
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Fifty-five journalists, academics and film directors in Japan condemned intimidation and threats that led movie theaters to cancel screenings of “The Cove,” a documentary about the slaughter of dolphins in a Japanese village.
Conan's Extended Vacation Update: He's getting dolphin action, and he has a beard. Related: between this and the Jennifer Garner story, I kind of wonder why human-dolphin acts of bestiality aren't a more common thing?
These dolphins sure know how to ride a 25-foot wave effortlessly. Hanging ten! [Ed Note“Hanging Tail” doesn't really have quite the same ring to it.]
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Thousands of dolphins appeared and blocked Somali pirate ships as they attempted to intercept a Chinese merchant vessel. Could the Navy finally be using our poison dart super dolphins that “disappeared” during Hurricane Katrina?
This guy appears to be water-skiing on two dolphins. That's only a small fraction of what's going on in this photo, though. Oh, Starchild.
At least 100 dolphins are stranded in shallow water near Manila, in the Philippines, after beaching themselves.