CELEBRITY BUZZ: Howard Stern re-cut excerpts from Dolly Parton’s audiobook (read by the country legend herself) to make it sound as if she were saying some awfully offensive things. Now Dolly is threatening legal action. But seriously, of all people Howard Stern could choose to taunt, he chose her? She’s the awesome Southern relative made of body parts we’ve always wanted.

The Best Links:

1. “In a Blue Million Years, I Would Never Have Such Vulgar Things Come Out of My Mouth” [Dolly Issues A Statement]
2. What Dolly Didn’t Say [SO VERY NSFW!]
3. We’re On Dolly’s Side, Y’all
4. “If You Hurt Dolly’s Feelings, You Have to Pay the Price. It’s in the Bible. Look It Up.”
5. Howard Stern’s New Job: “Making Dolly Parton Cry”