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Banned Hungarian Poster For "Shame" [NSFW-ish]
Movie Buzz I wonder why the poster for Fox Searchlight’s “Shame,” starring Michael Fassbender (and his penis) was banned…
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This Is A Real Tourism Poster
Culture Buzz In North Dakota the women will have sex with you, apparently. Lovely state. Highly recommend it.
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Image: The Love Rug
“Once you feel the sensuous delight of the furry love rug, you’ll never go back to an ordinary bed again.” [Ed. note: Nor will your many, many lovers. Treat yourself today - BuzzFeed recommends the Lynx.]
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Image: Kitty Porn
Well call me prude but I still think sex belongs between two consenting cats. Oh and seriously…on a car? No shame.
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Video: Girl Makes Love to a Guitar (NSFW)
In this new music video for a song called “030” by some band named The Good The Bad, a girl goes to town on an electric guitar. If this doesn't make them popular, what will?
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Video: Honesty Gets the Girls!
Oh if it were only true! [Ed. note: This seems fine, but there has to be a way of doing this without having to go through all the trouble of leaving your house in the first place.]
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Video: Grasshopper Sex
Apparently grasshoppers like it rough. [Ed. note: Plus, the commentary from the young ladies filming this act is worthy of David Attenborough. Good stuff all round.]
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Video: Tortoise Says “WOW!”
Tortoises rarely vocalize. When they do, you can be sure that they have something important to say.
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Image: Dino Love Caught On Camera
Have they found a way to repopulate ? (Or is it just the result of being stuck in a plastic bag for too long?)
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Link: 7 Signs That You’ve Given Up On Getting Laid
http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/sex/7-signs-that-youve-gi...
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From your footwear to your choice in cutlery, here are seven things to avoid if you're still at least vaguely interested in maybe doing it with someone one day.
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Video: F*%king Foucault at the Guggenheim
If you like fucking and you like museums, this one's for you.
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Greg Jacob, Tanya Tate Sex Tape
Sports Buzz Hurler Greg Jacob is causing a scandal in Ireland due to his alleged role in a sex tape with porn actress Tanya Tate. The rest of the world is still kind of wondering what the fuck a hurler is. Hurling is kind of like sex tapes except with heavier balls.
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Image: 10% of Young People Text During Sex
I wonder how many of those mid-coital texts are to ChaCha asking if the G spot is real or not. Or how to remove stuck anal beads. I'm a ChaCha guide…these questions make up more than 10% of what I'm asked.
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Image: What Time Is It?
Attractive women are constantly asking me for the time, now I have a subtle and stylish way of giving them what they need. Go on, ask me…
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Image: Birthday Dog's Backstory!
“Doing it doggy-smile” may be the best headline of all time. All other journalists should probably just quit now.
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Image: Ads Not Created by Women
And vaginal tightening cream? I'm going to go out on a limb and say a woman didn't think of the product, either
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Video: Tender Lover [NSFW]
I'm not sure what he's talking about… all I know is that he's able to achieve a wonderful resonance. (Note: I tried using the closed captioning but it was a hilarious failure.)
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The Amazing Sperm Race
Science Buzz Why are these people dressed all in white and running through the mountains? Because they're trying to simulate the way sperm races through a woman's body. So that makes the valley of the mountain… (Via The Daily What.)
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Video: Short Dog Humping Tall Dog
It's the “odd couple” of dogs. That, or they're both just horny as hell.
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Link: New NYC Condom Wrapper: Power Button!
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2010/03/power_button_...
The votes are in and the new official condom of New York City is the electrical power button, submitted by Luis Acosta of Kew Gardens, Queens. That really turns me on! (Get it? Cause it's a power button! On a condom! Get it? Puns!)
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Image: Sex With Darth Vader Mask: Regrets
Might be my new hero. [Ed Note: Who do you think the “she” was in this case? Maybe his Ewok pillow?]
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Image: Fox News Question Of The Day
This is the latest addition to the never-ending series of Fox News Fails. [Ed Note: More often than not? I dunno. What the hell kind of a question is that?]
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Image: Sex Dice
This is one way to make your mundane nightly bedroom tasks more palatable to everyone involved. Your D&D experience won't suffer either.
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Link: Fucking Windows
http://www.fucking-windows.com/
Childish fun. [Ed Note: This is almost as fun as the real thing!]
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Image: STDs in America
If you learn nothing else, just remember that flavored condoms may stop an STD, but they can give you a yeast infection anyway.
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Image: Wheeled Nookie Allowed (SFW)
I saw this at a parking lot near work today. I thought I'd share it.
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Image: Roman “Oral” Currency (NSFWish)
The Romans were even more promiscuous than we initially thought.
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