Well, for starters, because he’s Matt Kemp.
“I know the BEST dog-friendly restaurant!”
Everyday is your birthday when you live in sunny L.A.
He’s just waiting for that third Tommy John surgery.
Even a lifelong Giants fan knows that watching Kershaw is an honor.
You know, the year Clayton Kershaw was born.
So wrong. But oh so right.
This ignorant Aussie just watched his first baseball match. MLB Down Under.
The Diamondbacks and Dodgers are Down Under for the MLB opener.
Take me out to the ballgame…like, yesterday.
Because the people of Los Angeles only *seem* super chill.
The team’s first ever LGBT night. But not the first for the MLB.
The former Lakers star has made a business out of his reputation for being a good guy — most notably as the new face of the Los Angeles Dodgers’ ownership group. But he’s also got a history of endorsing dodgy products for the working poor.
Good Guy Matt Kemp strikes again.
This means the team is a fan of Parks and Recreation, right?
Kaskade doesn’t take it lying down.
And he’s not the one with a broken collarbone.
Social media? Hashtags? A TV CHANNEL FOR DOGS?
Well kind of. At yesterday’s Dodgers game, McKayla declared her superiority over both her fellow gymnasts and the pitchers mound.
Sometimes when a person’s TV series gets cancelled, they’ll start acting out. For instance they may take “bring the heat” to mean this.