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Robo-Guards Now Patrol South Korea Prisons
Equipped with software designed to study human behavior. Don't mind me, I'll just over here weeping quietly in terror.
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Link: 6 Terrifying Creatures Science Just Discovered
http://www.cracked.com/article_19719_6-terrifying-new-cre...
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Nature is just one big arms race. You evolve thicker skin, they evolve bigger teeth. Nature is always finding ways to top itself.
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Link: Forever Alone (As Seen On TV)
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8ca4a12483/forever-lazy-...
Oh no, Dad had died of embarrassment! Kids, don't believe everything you see on TV.
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Link: Mask-Bot: The Creepy Robot With A Human Face
http://theweek.com/article/index/221216/mask-bot-the-cree...
Quick men, to the depths of the Uncanny Valley! Researchers say Mask-Bot could provide
terrorcomfort for elderly people with little human interaction.
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Lucas Turns Obi-Wan Into Screaming Lunatic
Movie Buzz Also continues not to recognize ridiculousness of Darth Vader's monotone declaration of “Noooooooooo.” Rumors abound as to the most recent crop of changes made to the Star Wars universe for the Blu-Ray release. These are three of the worst.
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Video: Self-Replicating Sheep
Exactly how much napalm do I need to destroy these before they invade my nightmares? I don't know what's going on here, but I don't like it.
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Video: MemeFactory Celebrates teh Interwebz
From LOLs to trolls, Memefactory celebrates the history of internet culture in this fast-paced performance featuring three gentlemen, five laptops, and several hundred internet memes and webvideos.
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Image: Rare “Prehistoric” Shark Photographed Alive
Frilled sharks are rarely seen fish that usually live thousands of feet beneath the sea and date back to prehistoric times. This so-called “living fossil” was captured after it swam close to the surface in Japan and died in captivity just hours later.
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The Testicle Cookbook
Food Buzz The interwebs are ablaze over the world’s first ever testicle cookbook, aptly titled Cooking with Balls. Currently on e-publisher Yudu, the book’s short online preview offers recipes for Testicle Pizza, Testicle Goulash and Testicle Pie. Yum! Just like Momma made! It also offers instructions for peeling, slicing, and dicing Man’s forbidden fruit.
