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Video: Sparkal Queenz
Somewhere, the delusional, overbearing mother of Sparkal Queenz (!) gleefully watches as her Little Miss writhes on the floor, make-up smeared and shoulder straps tangled, much like any other 3' tall sexpot. Actual kid or trannie midget? Place your bets! (via BWE)
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Glenn Close Stuffing Baby Carrots Into Her Mouth
TV Buzz Glenn and Jimmy Fallon had a baby carrot-off, in which they saw who could fit more into their mouth in under a minute. The results were quite disturbing. Worse yet, Glenn continued the challenge by seeing who could stuff the most rutabaga into their pantsuit the fastest, but Jimmy Fallon was all, “Um, I don't wear a pantsuit,” and Glenn was like, “Why the F not? Pantsuits are number one, dude!”
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Video: Dirty Dancing And Pregnant
My new favorite web presence (rivaling Twitternut Kirstie Alley) is Amandah Berkowski, who recreates pop songs like “Disturbia,” often while scantily clad and visibly pregnant. Yyyyeah, we're pretty sure Mozart For Babies isn't going to have much of a presence in the Berkowski household.
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Video: Disturbia
Director David LaChappelle has given Rihanna’s pop ditty a dark, macabre treatment in the new video. Impressive, yes, but even a Rihanna without eyeballs is a pretty Rihanna.
