Culture Buzz This kid went on a vacation to Disneyland and obviously had a really good time. (via imgur.com)
Celebrity Buzz Some people are determined to shove Ryan Gosling through every meme-shaped hole they can find. Allow me to present an homage to Mr. Gosling in the style of the ham-fisted Selleck Waterfall Sandwich. (via memelibrarian.com)
Culture Buzz Is the Internet determined to implode from cuteness this week? Is it some sort of defensive mechanism against the sadness of death?
Culture Buzz This is dedication. Is there a class to teach you how to smuggle this many props onto a Disney ride?
Z-Z-Z-Zip! I can't look away. I. CAN'T. LOOK. AWAY. (via everythingisterrible.com)
For the record, this isn’t the first time this summer that the Dark Lord of the Sith has spent the day at the Magic Kingdom. And he didn’t bring his poor one-handed son along for the ride then, either.
Culture Buzz 56 years ago today, Disneyland opened to the public in Anaheim, California. We pay tribute with 56 amazing Disney theme park photos. Also make sure to check out Vintage Disney Parks, FuckYeahDisneyLand, and DisneyLandObscura on Tumblr.
Only someone truly evil would spend the day at Disney without their estranged son. I don't think anything can be more delightful than watching a Sith Lord ride the Tea Cups.
Culture Buzz Mickey's eyes will haunt my nightmares. Before Uncanny Valley Mickey, Disney had to rely on vacant stares and disproportionate body size to traumatize young visitors. How much dedication did it take to put on these mobile saunas everyday and greet a sea of small children?
Culture Buzz “The lights go out, and you drop, and when the lights went out is when he grabbed my left breast.” Naturally, the Tower of Terror's camera snapped a photo, the likes of which is probably dangling on this unidentified man's key chain.
A former Disney animator drew this in 1967. It's taken from an underground magazine called The Realist which mostly focused on conspiracy theories. I always found the hidden (and sometimes obvious) perversions of Disney cartoons pretty fascinating.
Tokyo Disneyland offers Johnny Depp branded sausage. Who knew the Japanese were so salacious? You certainly wouldn’t know from the charts.