Movie Buzz Han Solo got to do it for free, the lucky sod. All the fun of being locked in stasis with none of the hibernation sickness.
Politics Buzz When your Republican opponents have already called your claims of improving the economy “a fantasy land,” it's probably a bad idea to go give a speech at Disney World in front of the entrance to “Fantasyland.”
Culture Buzz A talking robo-trash can somehow convinces a guy to propose to his girlfriend at Disney World. Hopefully he'll make an appearance at the wedding.
When parents try to surprise their kids with Disney World trips, they often use a decoy destination so that they can wait till the last moment to spring the surprise. This decoy destination was way cooler than Disney World. (via wdef.com)
Culture Buzz This is dedication. Is there a class to teach you how to smuggle this many props onto a Disney ride?
Kids getting smothered at Disney World. This might provide some sort of insight into the relationship he had with Beauty. (via bunnyfood.tumblr.com)
Kids say the darnedest, most horribly ungrateful things! That one in the middle deserves his awful haircut. Jesus.
This is from an old story about a video now removed from YouTube in which Disney characters engaged in a playful, costumed orgy, but the picture was too amazing not to post. Feisty commenters, please understand that the Internet goes in circles, and the cream of the crop tends to resurface years later when it involves Mickey Mouse grinding against a snow man.
So Tina Fey and John Stamos just happened to hit Disney World on the same day, leading to this picture. Who do you think the kids are most excited to see on Main St: Cinderella, Liz Lemon, or Uncle Jesse? I'm going with Uncle Jesse.
These photos have been everywhere the last couple days, and they're really getting to me. The weird Suri-as-Princess element, the “Look, Our Love Is A Fairy Tale!” vibe, and the Other Kid getting crowded out of the frames—it just feels so sad. If Katie and Suri go outside and no one takes a photo, do they exist?