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We tried them
What’s that floating in my wine?
Plus an amazing Top Gun homage by Archer, a Tom Hanks movie hair quiz, and, finally, a purse that can charge your phone.
Guaranteed to make you lose your sweet tooth. Some are not even in the spirit of Halloween, which is terrifying.
WARNING: You can never un-see this video.
It’s the little things that really gross you out.
Tell us how you really feel. You will never see a more wretched hive of fedoras and misogyny.
It’s so, so, so messy.
Insanity wolf is like a fine whiskey…it gets better with age and will mess your day up in copious amounts. So naturally, we scoured the internet for the 99 most insane examples of this hilariously disturbing and psychotic canis lupus!
Finally! Anyone else hungry? [Ed. note: if you don’t know what a bot fly is, you probably shouldn’t watch this video. You probably just shouldn’t watch this video, period.]
Calendars usually make the perfect stocking stuffer, but this isn’t for everyone. You won’t see the usual cute puppies and kittens. Instead, each month is dedicated to a poor critter that didn’t quite make it across the road. Let’s take a moment. View List ›
The all American heart attack. Measuring almost six inches in diameter, we’re looking at a sandwich made of two rolls, 4 cheeseburgers, double cheesesteak, chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, mac n cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalapeño poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hash browns, American cheese, mayo, ketchup and french fries. View Image ›
Ronald McDonald, Wendy, A&W bear, Taco Bell Dog and Colonel Sanders have a wild orgy covered in tomato sauce on some dough under cheese. This pizza is their baby. Watch Video ›
Talk about creativity gone wrong. It’s hard enough to even look at these pizzas, let alone think about eating them. View List ›
These women just don’t understand the concept of moderation. It’s okay to be fit, but when you look like Popeye maybe you can afford to skip the gym once a week. View List ›
I think I will take my chances with a cigar. View Image ›
They crawl, they bite, they make your sister wake you up at night. These guys might one day also save your life. SO LET’S GET TO EATING THEM ALL! View List ›
James Gilpin, a researcher of biomedical technologies, has found a way to turn the urine of elderly diabetes patients into a type of malt whiskey. He collects the urine from old volunteers, including his own grandmother, and purifies it, giving a whole new meaning to the expression “piss drunk.” View Image ›
Is this really a pizza? Or just a very well distributed regurgitation? Either way, ew. View Image ›
Using dead animals to make punching bags is nasty. Enough said. View Image ›
You’ll need an awful lot of bug spray to kill one of these critters … that’s if you get over the shock fast enough to use it! View List ›
Vagina Tattoo = Vatoo …or Twattoo? View Image ›
Unclogging a drain can sometimes be a hairy situation. Watch Video ›
Warning: Not for those with a weak stomach. Have you ever wondered how big you can get? Like really wondered what will happen if you just sat on your ass and ate all day? Well look no further. View Image ›
Happy Halloween, here comes the vomit! So what’s worse: seeing Ronald McDonald’s pubes or Carrot Top’s? View Image ›