This is just one of the many reasons why you shouldn't sit down when riding public transportation.
Culture Buzz She's a dreadlocked, political, independent woman who believes in freedom of speech. Unless of course she disagrees with your speech.
So this is probably one that I will not read to my kids. My hypothetical kids. I definitely don't have kids now. And definitely not in Terra Haute. So… Don't go looking for them there.
Celebrity Buzz While photos of Christina Aguilera making out with Matthew Rutler have been grabbing all the headlines, the unsung hero in all of this is the poor chauffeur who had front row tickets to the sticky bout of tonsil hockey. As the horror slowly dawns upon him, the contortions of his face are amazing.
Celebrity Buzz This morning, Margaret Cho helped explain to Barbara Walters what a “G spot” is, and why she got an injection there, pantomiming cunnilingus in the process. As they cut to commercial, Barbara's puppetmaster then lifted the strings and whisked her backstage to readjust her audio levels before the upcoming “Fashion Forward Lesbians” segment.
Are you ever getting hot and heavy with someone, but you aren't quite sure what to say next? Maybe this handy chart can help
The title of Britney Spears's new single carries a *sEcReT mEsSaGe* if you sound it out phonetically. Get it? It's basically the theme behind every song she's ever sung.
Culture Buzz Randy Polumbo is a sculptor whose work - ranging from “giant condom zeppelins” to “wheelie penis hot dogs” - is essentially all constructed with sex toys, and has appeared at Burning Man. Don't underestimate the beauty of neon wieners.
The custom-made virtual girlfriend for your iPhone. You can dress her, undress her, and even make her dance. Just like in real life, if your girlfriend were a baby!
Politics Buzz Joe Wurzelbacher had some nasty things to say about John McCain on radio host Glenn Beck's show today. Joe, who apparently still exists, claims that he was appalled by some of the things that McCain said and that the experience of campaigning with McCain made him feel “dirty.” The only reason he stuck around was that he hated Barack Obama even more.
A Houston landlord finally ventured into one late-paying tenant’s apartment and discovered…this. The amount of filth in this place is so extreme it almost seems like art, like something intentionally created. It’s worth following the links below to the other pictures in the set.