Poor Philip. We've all been there. From BBC sketch comedy show The Wrong Door. Thanks Geekologie!!
The answer may surprise you! This carving found at Angkor Wat in Cambodia provides irrefutable evidence that humans and dinosaurs (specifically, an adorable little stegosaurus) coexisted in 1186 when the temple was built.
Life-size dinosaur puppets roam the halls of the LA Natural History Museum. Making it officially the coolest museum ever! Until such time as actual living dinosaur clones become available.