“Terrible work-life balance. Haunted by crippling guilt for making out instead of saving lives.”
“The Friend Zone sounds like a place with lots of hot dogs and trampolines!” A lesson in adult friendship by Dinosaur Comics.
The smell of thawing poop and dead leaves — still better than winter! By Dinosaur Comics.
PRODUCT RECALL! By Dinosaur Comics.
“Hey babe, let’s tangle the prehensile meats that live inside our faces.” Thanks, Dinosaur Comics.
That one time you touched poop? Google remembers, and will bring it up at every party. By Dinosaur Comics.
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True love is self-sabotage uploaded onto Youtube.
A lesson in internet acronyms by Dinosaur Comic.
There are 1000 billionaires worldwide. 1 in 2,307,692 humans have the athletic ability of an Olympian. Fewer see their parents die. Dinosaur Comics does the math.
“As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous, verminous MEME.”
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Novel, movies, metaphors… what else would we lose? By Dinosaur Comics.
Philosophical raptor debates by Dinosaur Comic.
How not to sell your used underwear courtesy of Dinosaur Comics.