15 Questions "Jurassic Park" Left Unanswered
It’s been 20 years since the movie came out and I need some closure.
It’s been 20 years since the movie came out and I need some closure.
You’ll never really know, but this is the next best thing. “Jurassic Heart” is a dating sim that explores the love between a girl and her Tyrannosaurus rex classmate.
Find out if you have what it takes to be a T. rex, or if you’re more of a clever girl.
Velociraptors in the workplace is no laughing matter. Luckily, this place has a spotless record.
Life imitating art.
Allosaurus, what are you doing? Eating fast food and ding dong ditching is so beneath you!
Well, now there are two theme songs warring for earworm dominance in my brain. Don’t worry, this list is blessedly Barney-free.
Little arms are far superior to no arms. Partysaurus Rex will premiere with the re-release of Finding Nemo 3D on September 14th.
I don’t think this is a real dinosaur, guys.
This will be the cutest video you watch today.
A tree in Norfolk, England is a dead ringer for a T-Rex. “Dead ringer” because trees have rings, get it?
I don’t recommend velociraptors as pets: they’re notoriously hard to handle also they’re stupid poopy heads. Ha, zing! Seriously, they suck.
Stella knows a styracosaurus when she sees one.
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* I’m clapping because they’re dead.
Dude, bro. Stop biting me bro. Old-timey dinosaur illustrations lend themselves well to captions, what with their absurd contortions of dinosaur anatomy.
Not cool, T-Rex. (via juliasegal.tumblr.com) View Image ›
Darren Pearson uses flashlights, long exposure photography and a lot of skill to make these. (via visualnews.com) View List ›
Rrrraaaaawwwwrrrrrr! It’s dinosaur for “I am the frackin’ Batman!”
Artist Josean Rivera displays the the peculiar juxtaposition of dinosaur and girls with his illustrations. You’ll never look at dinosaurs the same way again. View List ›
Little Annabelle is not impressed with your contemporary art. Somebody take her to the American Museum of Natural History! View Image ›
Just. Stay. Perfectly. Still. These are the luckiest terrified children in the world. Watch Video ›
This kid is a masochist. Why do I get the feeling Rex would be crying too? Watch Video ›
How do you say “fatty boombalatty” in Latin?
Want the svelte figure and tiny arms of prehistory’s sexiest tyrant lizard? Here’s how. For the fewest possible calories, be sure to order your kittens without cheese. View Image ›
Bindercliposaurus belongs to the genus of Workplace-Therapoda. Its long, sharp teeth are powerful enough to pry open staples. View Image ›
My curiosity uncovered something unexpected. View Image ›
I submit that I have the coolest nine year old son ever. View Image ›
With this kind of bigotry, it’s no wonder Blockbuster is going belly up. They’ll soon be as extinct as…as…something. Sorry, the metaphor is escaping me. View Image ›
Why? Seriously, why? View Image ›
Fayreform created these neat print posters back in February with the aim of making the reader look twice. Obviously it didn’t work on me, first thing I saw was the dirty dino. I’m still looking for the armadillo. What the hell is an armadillo? Is it a chair? I see a chair. [ via Creative Criminals] View List ›
