Listen to this voicemail of a psychotic and very aggressive guy trying to pick up a girl.

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1. Dimitri the Lover Orders a Pizza
2. A Dimitri Follow Up - Ladies Beware
3. Dimitri’s History: Sexual Assault, Weapons, and Psychiatric Evaluations
4. An Audio Response: Dimitri The Lover: I’d Like To Do Things To You That Olga’s Probably Never Even HEARD of
5. “The Greatest Pickup Artist of Our Generation”
6. Hear the Voicemail
7. Jezebel Transcribes the Voicemails
8. “World’s Worst Pickup Artist Has World’s Greatest Website”
9. How Dimitri the Lover Became an Internet Sensation with the Worst Voicemail Ever
10. The Official Web Site of Dimitri the Lover, Canada’s Greatest Lover and Seducer!