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How To Use Sex Toys To Defeat Zombies [NSFW]
Culture Buzz Did you know that silicone lubricant is extremely flammable? (via tinynibbles.com)
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Image: Lady Gaga’s Penis Shoes
These are the offending stiffy stilettos that were censored on American Idol. Geez…sorry about all the Lady Gaga posts today. It seems like she's single penisedly propping up the internet today.
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Image: Cthulhu Dildo (NSFW)
Do you know someone who loves H.P. Lovecraft? I mean really loves Lovecraft? Then Necronomicox has the perfect gift for that special person.
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11 (Real And Mythical) Animals You Can Have Simulated Intercourse With [NSFW]
Science Buzz If you're in to that sort of thing. I was going to make a “dildon'ts” joke, but I didn't want to be intolerant to those of you who might like to have sex with dragons or whatever.
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Image: Always Do a Background Check
I know it's just used to massage those tired muscles. But still: Not appropriate for Facebook.
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Video: Going Maverick! The Sarah Palin Movie Trailer [NSFW]
'Going Maverick! The Sarah Palin Story' traces the steps of the Alaskan Governor who *almost* made it to the White House — the now-old story is made anew with almost every character being played by a dildo. It's easy to all politicians a bunch of dicks, but what if they were literally a bunch of dicks? Ah HA!
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Image: Tarantino’s Dildo Wall Of Shame
When you fall asleep on a Quentin Tarantino set, you get your picture taken with a giant purple dildo. We should institute this at BuzzFeed, but for playing flash games.
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Image: Just Another Day At The Dildo Factory
At The Fun Factory in Bremen, North Germany, the staff works as hard as the rest of us, except their spread sheets involve a different kind of sheets spreading. Bonus points for his wearing a hair net. Because that would be unclean, y'know, if he weren't wearing a hair net. Sculpt on, brotherman!
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Image: Designer Dildos (NSFW)
Nothing says decadence quite like a set of designer dildos perched on top of champagne stems. Cheers!
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Power Tool Sex Toys
Culture Buzz A woman in Southern Maryland was seriously injured when her sex toy attached to a power saw malfunctioned. How is using a power saw in the bedroom anything close to a good idea? Guys, clowns are safer.
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Image: Sex Toys at Walgreens
If you're in the market for a new vibrator, but don't feel safe ordering from one of the other 44 million sites that comes up when you Google sex toy store, you're in luck: Walgreens now carries ten pages' worth of “Pleasure Products.” No word yet on in-store availability.
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Randy Polumbo
Culture Buzz Randy Polumbo is a sculptor whose work - ranging from “giant condom zeppelins” to “wheelie penis hot dogs” - is essentially all constructed with sex toys, and has appeared at Burning Man. Don't underestimate the beauty of neon wieners.
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Video: Grandma’s Birthday Present (NSFW?)
Sweet grandma gets a totally inappropriate birthday gift. Should this get a Cute badge, or a WTF badge? We don't currently have an “OMG, please burn out my eyes and permanently scrub this memory from my brain” badge, so that's not an option. (Via.)
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Link: Real Touch, The Robovagina [NFSW]
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Real Touch is a “'cyberdildonic device,' one that responds to input from porn movies, mimicking the star's actions” to mirror what's onscreen onto your penis. Literally. It's like sex, but with extra geeky, socially-detached flavor!
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Image: Using A Dildo (YouTube Suggested Search)
YouTube wants you to know how to use a dildo, how to use proper English, and how to use Meth. Despite suggesting these searches, YouTube does not actually have good videos explaining how to use dildos, English, or meth!
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Michelle Rodriguez Witholds Sex Toy
Celebrity Buzz Recently, the former Lost star reportedly got into a loud screaming match early on a Sunday morning at a Florida hotel, where she banged on her hotel room door, screaming to her female, er…roomie, “If you don’t open up, you’re not getting your [pleasure toy] back!” Immediately after Rodriguez made the threat, the door “creaked open” and the ladies made nice. For the rest of the day, we imagine.
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