**WASH BEFORE USE** NSFW unless you work in an adult store.
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Do. It. Yourself.
The sex toy business has never been more profitable or female-driven, thanks in no small part to Fifty Shades of Grey. But while most of the industry’s manufacturing takes place in China, Doc Johnson is doing its patriotic duty, one giant rubber penis at a time.
And it didn’t happen in Florida! Warning: NSFW language, of course.
These are the offending stiffy stilettos that were censored on American Idol. Geez…sorry about all the Lady Gaga posts today. It seems like she’s single penisedly propping up the internet today. View Image ›
Here’s a nice break from the Royal Wedding. View Image ›
If you’re in to that sort of thing. I was going to make a “dildon’ts” joke, but I didn’t want to be intolerant to those of you who might like to have sex with dragons or whatever. View List ›
Two drunk men brawl using a giant black dildo. Poetry. View Media ›
I know it’s just used to massage those tired muscles. But still: Not appropriate for Facebook. View Image ›
‘Going Maverick! The Sarah Palin Story’ traces the steps of the Alaskan Governor who *almost* made it to the White House — the now-old story is made anew with almost every character being played by a dildo. It’s easy to all politicians a bunch of dicks, but what if they were literally a bunch of dicks? Ah HA! Watch Video ›
When you fall asleep on a Quentin Tarantino set, you get your picture taken with a giant purple dildo. We should institute this at BuzzFeed, but for playing flash games. View Image ›
At The Fun Factory in Bremen, North Germany, the staff works as hard as the rest of us, except their spread sheets involve a different kind of sheets spreading. Bonus points for his wearing a hair net. Because that would be unclean, y’know, if he weren’t wearing a hair net. Sculpt on, brotherman! View Image ›
It’s amazing what the Google cameras catch and post to the web. View Image ›
Nothing says decadence quite like a set of designer dildos perched on top of champagne stems. Cheers! View Image ›
A woman in Southern Maryland was seriously injured when her sex toy attached to a power saw malfunctioned. How is using a power saw in the bedroom anything close to a good idea? Guys, clowns are safer. Read More ›
If you’re in the market for a new vibrator, but don’t feel safe ordering from one of the other 44 million sites that comes up when you Google sex toy store, you’re in luck: Walgreens now carries ten pages’ worth of “Pleasure Products.” No word yet on in-store availability. View Image ›
Randy Polumbo is a sculptor whose work - ranging from “giant condom zeppelins” to “wheelie penis hot dogs” - is essentially all constructed with sex toys, and has appeared at Burning Man. Don’t underestimate the beauty of neon wieners. Read More ›
Sweet grandma gets a totally inappropriate birthday gift. Should this get a Cute badge, or a WTF badge? We don’t currently have an “OMG, please burn out my eyes and permanently scrub this memory from my brain” badge, so that’s not an option. (Via.) Watch Video ›
Real Touch is a “‘cyberdildonic device,’ one that responds to input from porn movies, mimicking the star’s actions” to mirror what’s onscreen onto your penis. Literally. It’s like sex, but with extra geeky, socially-detached flavor!
Recently, the former Lost star reportedly got into a loud screaming match early on a Sunday morning at a Florida hotel, where she banged on her hotel room door, screaming to her female, er…roomie, “If you don’t open up, you’re not getting your [pleasure toy] back!” Immediately after Rodriguez made the threat, the door “creaked open” and the ladies made nice. For the rest of the day, we imagine. Read More ›