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Be sure to cup the ball for ultimate torque. Sorry, Shake Weight…you just got outmasturbated. (via hatetheplayer.tumblr.com)
Celebrity Buzz Sister of Jake and dead girlfriend of Bruce (spoiler), here's Maggie Gyllenhaal talking about her collection of vibrators. She's starring in the new movie “Hysteria,” about the invention of the vibrator to treat women's mental health. Yeesh. I don't even share intimate feelings with my friends.
Culture Buzz This Cincinnati woman was pulled over for overly tinted windows. While searching the car, police found crack, a crack pipe and… Well, we'll just let the police report inform you in that hilariously dry, matter-of-fact fashion that make police reports the deadpan comedy geniuses of the official document world. She was, uh, “driving a stick.”
A prankster loads a suitcase with porn and dildos then makes a bunch of spectacular falls in public, dumping the contents in front of everyone.
From a realty website's listing of a Houston-area house, here's a perfectly normal photograph of a perfectly normal bathroom. Sold. It's like putting out the fine China when you have guests.
The Solar Bullet, an eco-friendly marital aid to help you “get off (literally) on saving the planet.” The windmill-powered vibrator was deemed too conspicuous and the nuclear-powered vibrator was labeled by the Pentagon to be a threat to national security.
Culture Buzz Carolee Bildsten was arrested in Gurnee, IL on November 11th for Aggravated Assault. Below are excerpts of the police press release detailing the arrest, presented without comment. WARNING: If you're squeamish about “marital aids,” do not proceed.
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The gifts that truly keep on giving.
With 4 long weeks of soccer coming soon, you ladies should probably start doing what you do best - cleaning things. Right? I don't get it.
'Going Maverick! The Sarah Palin Story' traces the steps of the Alaskan Governor who *almost* made it to the White House — the now-old story is made anew with almost every character being played by a dildo. It's easy to all politicians a bunch of dicks, but what if they were literally a bunch of dicks? Ah HA!
… Only worth 7 points in Scrabble, but it speaks volumes about whoever is in charge of generating the word for Hasbro's website. Specifically, that they probably shouldn't be in charge of that anymore. This screenshot, posted on Boing Boing, is from Sunday. They've since changed Sunday's word to “Triply,” which seems a poor substitute.
A banana carrying-case from MoMA that looks like it might have another use in mind. As Jezebel points out, “doesn’t it look more like a product to turn your banana into a dildo?”
Here we have Conan O'Brien shamelessly (and adorably) exploiting…
