11 Awful Ways To Land In American Prisons

Some obscure felonies, and some plain baffling reasons for imprisonment.

Kevin Tang 3 months ago 74 responses

You’ll Never Guess The Heirloom This Grandpa Hands Down In His Video Will [NSFW]

The gift that keeps on giving, and giving, and giving.

Michael Schmidt a year ago 4 responses

Free Flexor, Your New Favorite Workout Penis

Be sure to cup the ball for ultimate torque. Sorry, Shake Weight…you just got outmasturbated. (via hatetheplayer.tumblr.com) Watch Video ›

Gavon Laessig a year ago 83 responses

Maggie Gyllenhaal Is Really Close With Her Friends

Sister of Jake and dead girlfriend of Bruce (spoiler), here’s Maggie Gyllenhaal talking about her collection of vibrators. She’s starring in the new movie “Hysteria,” about the invention of the vibrator to treat women’s mental health. Yeesh. I don’t even share intimate feelings with my friends.

Gavon Laessig a year ago 50 responses

So Guess What This Woman Was Doing When She Was Pulled Over

This Cincinnati woman was pulled over for overly tinted windows. While searching the car, police found crack, a crack pipe and… Well, we’ll just let the police report inform you in that hilariously dry, matter-of-fact fashion that make police reports the deadpan comedy geniuses of the official document world. She was, uh, “driving a stick.” View List ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 120 responses

Salesman Drops Big Dildo In Public

A prankster loads a suitcase with porn and dildos then makes a bunch of spectacular falls in public, dumping the contents in front of everyone. Watch Video ›

Lamothe Experience 2 years ago 25 responses

Woman Sues Over Vibrator Gift from Boss on nypost.com ›

She got a dick in a box.

New York Post 2 years ago respond

Realtor Lists Condo for Sale, Forgets to Remove Dildo on nerve.com ›

Awkward!

Nerve.com 2 years ago respond

What A Lovely Home

From a realty website’s listing of a Houston-area house, here’s a perfectly normal photograph of a perfectly normal bathroom. Sold. It’s like putting out the fine China when you have guests. View Image ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 103 responses

Solar-Powered Vibrator

The Solar Bullet, an eco-friendly marital aid to help you “get off (literally) on saving the planet.” The windmill-powered vibrator was deemed too conspicuous and the nuclear-powered vibrator was labeled by the Pentagon to be a threat to national security. View Image ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 9 responses

World’s Greatest/Grossest Police Report, Part 3

Carolee Bildsten was arrested in Gurnee, IL on November 11th for Aggravated Assault. Below are excerpts of the police press release detailing the arrest, presented without comment. WARNING: If you’re squeamish about “marital aids,” do not proceed. View List ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 44 responses

Happy National Sex Toy Day on lemondrop.com ›

The gifts that truly keep on giving.

lemondrop 2 years ago 1 response

Ladies, The World Cup Is Nearly Here

With 4 long weeks of soccer coming soon, you ladies should probably start doing what you do best - cleaning things. Right? I don’t get it. View Image ›

Bwgan 2 years ago 60 responses

Going Maverick! The Sarah Palin Movie Trailer [NSFW]

‘Going Maverick! The Sarah Palin Story’ traces the steps of the Alaskan Governor who *almost* made it to the White House — the now-old story is made anew with almost every character being played by a dildo. It’s easy to all politicians a bunch of dicks, but what if they were literally a bunch of dicks? Ah HA! Watch Video ›

Lindsey W. 3 years ago respond

Scrabble’s Word of the Day Is …

… Only worth 7 points in Scrabble, but it speaks volumes about whoever is in charge of generating the word for Hasbro’s website. Specifically, that they probably shouldn’t be in charge of that anymore. This screenshot, posted on Boing Boing, is from Sunday. They’ve since changed Sunday’s word to “Triply,” which seems a poor substitute. View Image ›

Jack Shepherd 4 years ago 23 responses

Banana Bunker

A banana carrying-case from MoMA that looks like it might have another use in mind. As Jezebel points out, “doesn’t it look more like a product to turn your banana into a dildo?” View Image ›

Scott Lamb 4 years ago 2 responses