You’re just a bowlful of jealous jelly.
“He really wanted to hang out tonight but I really wanted to hang out with peanut butter so…”
You can’t survive on Yankee candles. Even if they are America’s favorite.
Your workout vs. your junk food!
The price of your vice… could be 25 pounds of fat!
Keeping your heart healthy and eating delicious things should not be mutually exclusive.
“It has the consistency of like, dried foreskin.”
Number One: You probably don’t need to add any extra to your diet.
Please don’t make me eat eggplant.
“So, when did you start eating meat?”
What country eats the most sugar? Hint: it’s not who you think.
Sausage egg and cheese on a croissant is the new kale.
Warning: This checklist will make you hungry and make you gag in equal measures.
It’s really hard being a freshman!
These will make your life so much easier.
Improve your life the lazy way!
Because drinking your vegetables still counts for something, right?
Dan Janssen has been eating almost nothing but pizza for 25 years, despite having diabetes. He’s also a vegetarian, but hates vegetables.
Certain carbohydrates called “FODMAPs” can be hard to digest and cause some people’s stomachs to feel all wrong.
The chances that any processed food labeled “skinny” will help you lose weight is slim to none, say healthy eating experts.
No-meat patties you’ll flip over.
Tomorrow. Tomorrow we eat.
IT’S A REAL THING, OKAY?!
For those who are afraid to look even more dumb in Whole Foods.