Awkward Phallic Symbols

10 photos + 1 video.

copyranter a week ago 49 responses

How To Throw An Absurdly Phallic Bachelorette Party

Turns out literally everything can be penis-shaped. NSFW, obvs.

Alanna Okun 2 months ago 38 responses

The Road To Hell Is Paved With Graffiti Penises

Centralia’s underground coal veins have smoldered since 1962. The ghost town’s highways have since become a strange graffiti message board.

Kevin Tang 5 months ago 115 responses

Post-Sandy Hook, Businesses Drop Guns

Dick’s Sporting Goods and Cerberus shun rifles.

NowThis News 5 months ago 19 responses

27 Things You Shouldn’t Attempt While High

You’ve been warned.

Krutika Mallikarjuna 8 months ago 84 responses

Target Staples WHAT?

(Butt-Head laugh goes here.)

copyranter a year ago 15 responses

You’ll Never Guess The Heirloom This Grandpa Hands Down In His Video Will [NSFW]

The gift that keeps on giving, and giving, and giving.

Michael Schmidt a year ago 4 responses

The Slippers You Need In Your Slipper Arsenal [NSFW]

Well, it IS bachelorette season, is it not? It’s probably the wispy hairs that are throwing you off about these.

Peggy Wang a year ago 50 responses

Jesus Isn’t A Dick

The last three pages of “Strange Feelings for Steve” explain why.

Dorsey Shaw a year ago 265 responses

CNBC Anchor Likes Dicks

When reporting on Dick’s Sporting Goods, you should never forget the “Sporting Goods” part. Watch Video ›

Mentality Magazine a year ago 28 responses

Identify Your Penis Type [NSFW]

Well, this is a fun exercise. Once this becomes an international standard, describing your anatomy via the internet will be so much easier.

Peggy Wang a year ago 81 responses

Teenage Mutant Ninja Pickles [NSFW]

And who said you wouldn’t have a platform for crass Secret of the Ooze references this week? (via whatthechrist.com) View Image ›

Dreidel Hustler a year ago 27 responses

TIME Magazine Editor Calls Obama A “Dick”

Gotta love that liberal bias over at MSNBC. (via theblaze.com) Watch Video ›

Dorsey Shaw a year ago 27 responses

Dicks Are Everywhere

Seriously - they’re all over the frickin’ place. Let’s never go outside again. (Via Reddit) Watch Video ›

BurnRed 2 years ago 117 responses

Lady Gaga’s Penis Shoes

These are the offending stiffy stilettos that were censored on American Idol. Geez…sorry about all the Lady Gaga posts today. It seems like she’s single penisedly propping up the internet today. View Image ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 345 responses

Lisa Loves Dick

After all these years. It’s things like this that really give you hope, you know? View Image ›

newsdaylaura 2 years ago 81 responses

Reasons I Want a Dick on thegloss.com ›

Mostly to put it on a bunch of things.

The Gloss 2 years ago respond

No Rice Dicks

Rice vaginas are okay, however. View Image ›

MelisBuzzFeed 2 years ago 5 responses

Willy Wigs (NSFW)

Same concept as Hipster Puppies, but for your junk. Too bad this was around before the Tumblr book deal trend! See the rest here. View Image ›

Jess Amason 3 years ago 113 responses

XXX Snuggie [NSFW]

Just when you thought the Snuggie lost its cultural relevance, now there’s a version with a penis sleeve! And, if you can believe it, this American treasure is not called a Snooki! UPDATE: See the pulled video here! Watch Video ›

Eliot Glazer 3 years ago 16 responses

Do You Have Pic Of Dick?

You have to be very explicit if you want to see pictures of dicks online, or else you’ll never get anywhere. That being said, the guy is right, people do have sex with all those things. View Image ›

Tanner Ringerud 3 years ago 31 responses

Leaving Facebook Open Around Your Roommates

This is the sort of stuff that happens when you accidentally leave your Facebook profile open on your roommates computer. Especially if your roommate is 13 years old. View Image ›

Tanner Ringerud 3 years ago 133 responses

Naked Suits

For her series One Size Fits All, artist Anna Maltz takes otherwise-traditional portraits of families wearing her “naked” suits, or full body, flesh-colored outfits featuring “anatomically correct appendages” made from goat hair. Christmas is only seven months away, and it’s never too soon to get those holiday portraits taken! Watch Video ›

Eliot Glazer 4 years ago 19 responses

Joe The Plumber Won’t Let “Queers” Near His Kids

Remember Joe “the Plumber” Wurzelbacher? Unfortunately, so do the good folks at Christianity Today, who decided to let him announce that he would never let “queers” near his children. Furthermore, he claims to have gay friends who, despite his opinions, are going to “do their thing.” Wurzelbacher, however, declined to specify whether “their thing” included “eating children.” Read More ›

Eliot Glazer 4 years ago 36 responses

Penile Art [NSFW]

Pricasso paints stuff with his dong and butt, like this portrait of Dubya getting “reared” by a bull [market]. Although we could do without the lamé leg warmers. Watch Video ›

Eliot Glazer 4 years ago 23 responses

Cockenspiel [NSFW] on rathergood.com ›

A Flash game in which one plays the glock with the cock. The nudist musician retreat is just months away, so why not brush up?

Eliot Glazer 4 years ago 1 response

Dick on the Roof

A kid in England drew a giant penis on the top of his parents’ mansion after watching a documentary about Google Earth, hoping the satellites would pick up footage of the giant ween. Bigger dick: the kid or the one of the roof? View Image ›

Eliot Glazer 4 years ago 5 responses