10 photos + 1 video.
Turns out literally everything can be penis-shaped. NSFW, obvs.
Centralia’s underground coal veins have smoldered since 1962. The ghost town’s highways have since become a strange graffiti message board.
Dick’s Sporting Goods and Cerberus shun rifles.
You’ve been warned.
(Butt-Head laugh goes here.)
The gift that keeps on giving, and giving, and giving.
Well, it IS bachelorette season, is it not? It’s probably the wispy hairs that are throwing you off about these.
The last three pages of “Strange Feelings for Steve” explain why.
When reporting on Dick’s Sporting Goods, you should never forget the “Sporting Goods” part. Watch Video ›
Well, this is a fun exercise. Once this becomes an international standard, describing your anatomy via the internet will be so much easier.
These are the offending stiffy stilettos that were censored on American Idol. Geez…sorry about all the Lady Gaga posts today. It seems like she’s single penisedly propping up the internet today. View Image ›
After all these years. It’s things like this that really give you hope, you know? View Image ›
Mostly to put it on a bunch of things.
Rice vaginas are okay, however. View Image ›
Just when you thought the Snuggie lost its cultural relevance, now there’s a version with a penis sleeve! And, if you can believe it, this American treasure is not called a Snooki! UPDATE: See the pulled video here! Watch Video ›
You have to be very explicit if you want to see pictures of dicks online, or else you’ll never get anywhere. That being said, the guy is right, people do have sex with all those things. View Image ›
This is the sort of stuff that happens when you accidentally leave your Facebook profile open on your roommates computer. Especially if your roommate is 13 years old. View Image ›
For her series One Size Fits All, artist Anna Maltz takes otherwise-traditional portraits of families wearing her “naked” suits, or full body, flesh-colored outfits featuring “anatomically correct appendages” made from goat hair. Christmas is only seven months away, and it’s never too soon to get those holiday portraits taken! Watch Video ›
Remember Joe “the Plumber” Wurzelbacher? Unfortunately, so do the good folks at Christianity Today, who decided to let him announce that he would never let “queers” near his children. Furthermore, he claims to have gay friends who, despite his opinions, are going to “do their thing.” Wurzelbacher, however, declined to specify whether “their thing” included “eating children.” Read More ›
Pricasso paints stuff with his dong and butt, like this portrait of Dubya getting “reared” by a bull [market]. Although we could do without the lamé leg warmers. Watch Video ›
A Flash game in which one plays the glock with the cock. The nudist musician retreat is just months away, so why not brush up?
A kid in England drew a giant penis on the top of his parents’ mansion after watching a documentary about Google Earth, hoping the satellites would pick up footage of the giant ween. Bigger dick: the kid or the one of the roof? View Image ›