Dick Cheney managed to utter an (albeit slightly equivocal) endorsement of states allowing same-sex marriages at the National Press Club today. Apparently, “freedom means freedom for everyone.”

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1. He Said Almost the Same Thing Durring the 2004 Campaign
2. And in the 2000 Vice-Presidential Debate

POLITICS BUZZ: It is not a secret anymore! Because he told a bunch of people where it is! This almost sounds too perfectly Bideny to be true, but: remember that secret bunker/undisclosed location Dick Cheney went to after 9/11? Well, at a recent dinner party, Joe Biden told everybody where it is. It is under the VP's house, in case you were wondering. (Note: way to be SUPER-SNEAKY, Secret Service! Nobody would ever have looked there!)

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1. Cheney’s Secret Bunker Was…In His Basement?
2. Biden’s office says he was actually talking about “an upstairs workspace”
3. Biden’s bunker? Undisclosed guest room
4. Biden Reveals Location of Top Secret V.P. Hideout
5. Cheney’s “Undisclosed Location” Revealed?
6. Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker
7. Note to Joe: Don’t reveal top-secret secrets
8. Biden speaks at Wake Forest - does not disclose nuclear launch codes
9. When I’m Feeling Blue, I Can Always Go To My Undisclosed Location - The Onion

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Dick Cheney's been all over the TV talking about what a terrible president Barack Obama is. David Letterman's not happy about it.

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1. Letterman vs. McCain [VIDEO]
2. Letterman vs. Blagojevich [VIDEO]
3. Letterman vs. Kristen Stewart from Twilight [VIDEO]

POLITICS BUZZ: The wet-dream of a million liberals just came true: Dick Cheney has been indicted. The charges (having to do with TX federal detention centers) are minor and local and will probably be dismissed tomorrow, but you get to use the i-word, so do you care?

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1. Arraignment set (but Cheney will not appear)
2. Indicted in Willets County, TX
3. “The indictment criticizes cheney’s investment in the vanguard group, which holds interests in the private prison companies running the federal detention centers.”
4. Alberto Gonzales also indicted
5. the Nine Lives of Dick Cheney - Featured on BuzzFeed
6. “The indictment has not been seen by a judge, who could dismiss it.”

POLITICS BUZZ: Hilarious comparison of the types of responses to expect from the Presidential running mates. The CBS Exclusive shows Joe Biden and Sarah Palin discussing their thoughts on the best and worst parts of Dick Cheney’s Vice Presidency. After seeing Biden’s well articulated answer, Palin looks more like someone you’d see on The Tonight Show’s “Jay Walking”.

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1. Biden, Palin On Dick Cheney Video - CBSNews.com

POLITICS BUZZ: A photo taken of Dick Cheney while fly fishing reveals a (speculated) naked woman caught in the reflection of his sunglasses. First he shoots his hunting partner, and now he goes fly-fishing with naked ladies. We suppose it’s no wonder that someone who likes living life on the edge has already had four heart attacks.

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1. “Have you seen Dick’s balls? They’re huge!”
2. “Is that really a naked woman in Dick Cheney’s sunglasses?”
3. The Official Photo on the Whitehouse.gov Site
4. Imagine Having Sex With Dick Cheney: Is Some Naked Gal In Cheney’s Glasses?
5. Could It Be An Alien?
6. I Believe This Is an Altered Image
7. Mutant Hybrid Sex-slave? Tentacle Creature? Elder God?
8. Oh. THAT’S Why He’s Grinning
9. It’s Obviously a Reflection of a Persons Arm Casting a Fly Rod…Obviously!