The joke's just not as funny when two of the country's biggest corporate whores are in on it.

This actually happened and it is priceless. Donald Rumsfeld curiously appeared on The Opie and Anthony show to promote his new book. Even curiouser, Louis C.K. was also a guest and was allowed to question the former Secretary of Defense. What followed was nearly fifteen minutes of Louis C.K. attempting to get Donald Rumsfeld to admit that he is a lizard person who eats Mexican babies. Louis C.K., along with Tracy Morgan, is an American treasure.

Dick Cheney managed to utter an (albeit slightly equivocal) endorsement of states allowing same-sex marriages at the National Press Club today.

It is not a secret anymore! Because he told a bunch of people where it is!

The Best Links:

1. Cheney’s Secret Bunker Was…In His Basement?
2. Biden’s office says he was actually talking about “an upstairs workspace”
3. Biden speaks at Wake Forest - does not disclose nuclear launch codes
4. Biden’s bunker? Undisclosed guest room
5. Biden Reveals Location of Top Secret V.P. Hideout
6. Cheney’s “Undisclosed Location” Revealed?
7. When I’m Feeling Blue, I Can Always Go To My Undisclosed Location - The Onion
8. Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker
9. Note to Joe: Don’t reveal top-secret secrets

Dick Cheney's been all over the TV talking about what a terrible president Barack Obama is. David Letterman's not happy about it.

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The wet-dream of a million liberals just came true: Dick Cheney has been indicted.

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1. Arraignment set (but Cheney will not appear)
2. Alberto Gonzales also indicted
3. “The indictment has not been seen by a judge, who could dismiss it.”
4. “The indictment criticizes cheney’s investment in the vanguard group, which holds interests in the private prison companies running the federal detention centers.”
5. Indicted in Willets County, TX
6. the Nine Lives of Dick Cheney - Featured on BuzzFeed

Hilarious comparison of the types of responses to expect from the Presidential running mates.

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1. Biden, Palin On Dick Cheney Video - CBSNews.com

A photo taken of Dick Cheney while fly fishing reveals a (speculated) naked woman caught in the reflection of his sunglasses.

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1. “Have you seen Dick’s balls? They’re huge!”
2. Imagine Having Sex With Dick Cheney: Is Some Naked Gal In Cheney’s Glasses?
3. The Official Photo on the Whitehouse.gov Site
4. “Is that really a naked woman in Dick Cheney’s sunglasses?”
5. It’s Obviously a Reflection of a Persons Arm Casting a Fly Rod…Obviously!
6. Oh. THAT’S Why He’s Grinning
7. Mutant Hybrid Sex-slave? Tentacle Creature? Elder God?
8. I Believe This Is an Altered Image
9. Could It Be An Alien?