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TV Buzz The joke's just not as funny when two of the country's biggest corporate whores are in on it. Sorry, Cheney. You can't own this one. (via.)
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This actually happened and it is priceless. Donald Rumsfeld curiously appeared on The Opie and Anthony show to promote his new book. Even curiouser, Louis C.K. was also a guest and was allowed to question the former Secretary of Defense. What followed was nearly fifteen minutes of Louis C.K. attempting to get Donald Rumsfeld to admit that he is a lizard person who eats Mexican babies. Louis C.K., along with Tracy Morgan, is an American treasure.
Politics Buzz Dick Cheney had a secret C.I.A. club that planned to assassinate suspected Al-Qaeda terrorists abroad. While it never came to fruition (one source told the Times it “sounds great in the movies, but when you try to do it, it’s not that easy”), people are beginning to ponder the legal implications of such a program, which itself was assassinated by C.I.A. director Leon E. Panetta just last month. Others are speculating that this is just the tip of an iceberg…
Dick Cheney managed to utter an (albeit slightly equivocal) endorsement of states allowing same-sex marriages at the National Press Club today. Apparently, “freedom means freedom for everyone.”
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Politics Buzz It is not a secret anymore! Because he told a bunch of people where it is! This almost sounds too perfectly Bideny to be true, but: remember that secret bunker/undisclosed location Dick Cheney went to after 9/11? Well, at a recent dinner party, Joe Biden told everybody where it is. It is under the VP's house, in case you were wondering. (Note: way to be SUPER-SNEAKY, Secret Service! Nobody would ever have looked there!)
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Dick Cheney's going on a road trip in a 2000 watt sound truck. Pro-torture tour 09' rock on!
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Dick Cheney's been all over the TV talking about what a terrible president Barack Obama is. David Letterman's not happy about it.
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Politics Buzz The wet-dream of a million liberals just came true: Dick Cheney has been indicted. The charges (having to do with TX federal detention centers) are minor and local and will probably be dismissed tomorrow, but you get to use the i-word, so do you care?
Politics Buzz Hilarious comparison of the types of responses to expect from the Presidential running mates. The CBS Exclusive shows Joe Biden and Sarah Palin discussing their thoughts on the best and worst parts of Dick Cheney’s Vice Presidency. After seeing Biden’s well articulated answer, Palin looks more like someone you’d see on The Tonight Show’s “Jay Walking”.
Politics Buzz A photo taken of Dick Cheney while fly fishing reveals a (speculated) naked woman caught in the reflection of his sunglasses. First he shoots his hunting partner, and now he goes fly-fishing with naked ladies. We suppose it’s no wonder that someone who likes living life on the edge has already had four heart attacks.
Kevin Smith has a new reality series on AMC called “Comic Book Men.”…
