Demi Moore discusses doing leech therapy as part of a blood detoxification process during a recent trip to Austria.

The Best Links:

1. Demi Moore Swears By Her Leeches: Who Knew Blood-Sucking Parasites Could Be Good For Your Skin?
2. Medicinal Leeches for sale!
3. Leech Therapy - Medical Definition
4. Leech Therapy - A Featured Program on PBS
5. Demi Moore Goes on TWO More Shows Discussing Leech Treatment
6. Demi Moore Goes into Gory Details
7. Demi Moore Sounds like a Crazy Person on David Letterman

The latest trend in cosmetic surgery is about trying to undo the last trend.

The Best Links:

1. Next Big Thing: Plastic Surgery CORRECTION
2. Un-Nips and Re-Tucks
3. Cheek Implant Revision Saves The Day (Look For The Glinting Earring)
4. My Cosmetic Surgery Revision in Turkey Went Just Great!
5. I Want My Real Nose Back!
6. There Is No Command-Z In Real Life

Britney’s abs were reportedly sprayed on for the VMA’s performance.

The Best Links:

1. Hollywoods size 0 obsession drove Britney to try spray on abs
2. Britney Spears sprayed on abs but still looked like a “fat pig”
3. “Breaking: Britney Even Fatter Than You Already Thought She Was”
4. Using Imitation Tanning Formula
5. What is Dihydroxyacetone? on Wikipedia
6. Britney Spears’ Last Minute Wave of Insecurity
7. Britney Spears makes headlines with spray-on abs, meets with K-Fed
8. “Note to Britney Spears: Please sue whoever gave you that ab-defining spray tan for the VMAs.”
9. No amount of bronzer will turn a bacon lump into “abs”
10. Britney’s Chiseled Physique in Part Due to “Dihydroxyacetone”

A new treatment that sucks the gunk out of your pores to help you achieve zit-free skin.

The Best Links:

1. Read the Press Release about Dr. Frederic Brandt and Isolaz, the First Painless Laser Facial for Acne
2. Isolaz as featured in Elle Magazine
3. It takes 10 minutes, and there’s no redness or peeling
4. How It Works (It Sounds Kind of Magical), and Where to go in NYC

Girls are getting this popular lip injection in preparation for prom night.

The Best Links:

1. Short Wikipedia article on Restylane
2. Beauty Is Stepping up a Notch
3. Interesting News About Restylane in the Wall Street Journal with like, Doctor Input and Stuff
4. What’s Spacey Pouch? (Hint: Too Much Restalyn-Filler)
5. The New Breed of Injectables
6. Chloe Sevigny Considers Plastic Surgery
7. Former Victoria’s Secret Model is the New Face of Restylane
8. Jessica Simpson Swears No More Restalyn
9. Did Jessica Simpson OD on Collagen?
10. Pre-Prom Stress Heightens with the Popularity of Cosmetic Surgery
11. Restalyn Is Kind of Addicting…Yikes

Ex-tanorexic beauty queen is taking a stand against the unhealthy addiction to tanning salons.

The Best Links:

1. ‘Jaws’ Actor Roy Scheider Dies of Tanorexia
2. Jessica Simpson Tried to Eat Me Last Night.
3. Mariah is developing a fake tan made with 24-karat gold dust
4. British Girls are Pale
5. “We here in America are TIRED of seeing Tanorexic Spice and her Hooters from Hell”
6. Video Clip: Tyra and The Tanorexic
7. Tanorexic Ashlee Simpson
8. Christina Aguilera’s Contrasting Skintone to Her Brother’s
9. “Being Pale is Disgusting”
10. A Slideshow of Tanorexic Celebrities
11. Blame Coco Chanel for This - She Started It!
12. Lucy Davis Upgraded to Tanorexia Threat Level: Severe
13. “Tanning Salons, The New Cigarettes”
14. Get High off the Sunshine-Simulating Effects of the Tanning Bed
15. German Dermatologists Diagnose Tanorexia
16. The Enticing Fluorescent Glow of the Tanning Salon
17. Jessica Simpson Goes Monochromatic with the Color Bronze
18. Beauty Queen Warns ‘Tanorexic’ Teens

A less invasive alternative to liposuction that purportedly melted Britney Spears’ fat.

The Best Links:

1. Rear Views: Britney’s “Secret” Fat-Dissolve Treatment May Or May Not Actually Work
2. These guys really want to dissolve your fat
3. “doesn’t work for everyone”
4. Brand new Britney on the outside but the same old white trash within
5. Britney Spears Almost Looking Like Old Self Again
6. Britney Spears Goes through Series of Beautification Procedures Post-Rehab
7. How It Works: Lecithin Injections
8. For Those with a BMI of 30 or Less
9. Lipodissolve - Is It Really Non-Invasive?
10. LipoDissolve Billboard
11. Are Britney’s Dance Lesson’s Paying off?

Time to make up for all that holiday binging.

The Best Links:

1. L. Ron Hubbard gets honored by the City Council before Manhattan fund-raiser
2. Raw, Vegan Recipes
3. The Dtox Patch
4. Girls on Crash Diets Fainting on the Subway, Causing Delays
5. Detox Diet Recipes Mean Eating Fruits, Vegetables, Beans
6. Detox Juice Program Could Cause Constipation, Bad Breath, and Tiredness
7. Detox Foot Patch
8. Smart Advice: Abstain from Alcohol
9. Magical Detox Broth
10. Vegan for a Week
11. Ex-Hollywood screenwriters create detox program
12. Borba Gummy Bears Supposed to Remove Toxins
13. Hollywood Ex-Junkies Come up with Detox Plan
14. Take a 4-Day Detoxifying Post-Vacation Vacation
15. Scientists Say Detox Diets are Dumb
16. The Korean Spa Lets You Detox While Literally Lying There
17. Tips for Detoxifying - Hope You Like Cayenne Pepper in your Lemonade
18. Cultural Detox - No More Celebrity Big Brother!

All the celebrities have them, apparently.

The Best Links:

1. Paris Hilton’s Vagina Is FOREVER
2. Ashanti Crotch Shot in NYC
3. Beyonce Crotch Shot
4. For Celebs, Is the Crotch Shot The New Smile? (pics)
5. Attention Celebs: Brazilian Waxes can be dangerous
6. Shilpa Shetty shows her little sister
7. Lindsay Lohan’s Beaver Again
8. Shanna Moakler’s Vag Slip
9. Crotch shot update
10. Madonna talks about the no underwear trend on Letterman!
11. “Paris’ Bikini Waxer Reveals Naughty New Grooming Trick”
12. Pink’s Thighs Wide Shut
13. Scarlett Johansson Terrified of Bikini Wax, Bystanders Admire Her Voluptuous Body
14. “Britney Spears Did It AGAIN Last Night”
15. Paris Hilton’s String Bikini Incident
16. Britney’s Deformed Crotch Might Look Better with Hair
17. Will Someone Please Buy Lindsay Lohan Some Underwear
18. Rihanna’s Sequined Crotch Is Unblemished