Bura na maano, April Fool’s hai.
Your time spent watching TV and skipping homework will come in handy today.
Forget rappers, these beauties really bring the bling.
May every rickshaw-wala say no to you.
When the rickshaw-wala takes a shortcut you don’t recognise.
Being a member of the rebel alliance would have been easier, tbh.
It’s like a tuxedo, but double the everything.
“While New Yorkers of all shapes and colors seemed to come together during the aftermath of 9/11, South Asians and Muslims were singled out and ostracized.”
Your family, friends, political leaders, nosy aunties and about 52% of the country’s kids really need you to get back in the kitchen.
Their voices will make you swoon and their looks will make you thirsty. Basically, you don’t stand a chance.
Watching your guests leave and then murdering that plate of samosas. <3
“No, ma, I don’t want another paratha.”
“Hi lukin so sweet.” — You are better off blocking me, if not reporting alone.
More excited than the bride, TBH.
“You play the guitar? OMG, play Aadat by Atif Aslam.”
WAY too much “beizzati” to be worried about.
Omg that guy is super cute. OMFG THAT GUY IS MY COUSIN.
*Sends rishta request* #HappyBirthdayZayn
Plastic-wrapped remote control. Period.
Nothing beats a good old desi bachpan.
There’s so much more to Pakistan than what’s shown on the news.
You may be super skinny, but to him you’ll always be a ‘moti football’.
There’s so many ways to say the word love.
“Kids these days only date for fun. You know what I mean by ‘fun’?”