In Denmark, when the cops catch someone riding their bicycle in an unsafe manner, they hug them and give them a helmet. Seems a weird form of punishment to me, but if it teaches those reckless Danish maniacs to ride their bikes more safely, then I'm all about it.
The people of Greenland want to be free! Greenland is a protectorate dependent on Denmark for money and food. But global warming is melting Greenland’s icecap, freeing up farmland and unlocking revenue from the exploration for oil, minerals, and diamonds. That means Greenland might soon be free. When it comes to independence, the people of Greenland are really Inuit!