Hey Rudolph, you’re doing it wrong. The Keller family of Salt Lake City, UT got a surprise in their bedroom on Christmas eve when putting the kids to bed.
So, a deer walks into a bar … Some people (and animals) will do whatever it takes to get the good stuff. [Ed. note: Apparently, deer make beer runs all the time. Who knew?]
Three deer stroll into a liquor store. One deer says to the other, let's grab a beer. The deer agree. So they jump all over, run into the walls, and break stuff. They don't get the beer. The moral of the story: Deer can't drink beer. The end.