Montauk Monster Is A Cute Puppy

Compelling evidence that the Montauk Monster is, in fact, some type of (formerly) cute dog. An email from alert reader Marcus Hyde: “From the new photo supplied, it’s easy to see that it is a dog. Likely some breed of boxer or bulldog. There are remnants of fur still on the body. And the nose area is not a ‘beak’ but simply part of the skull left exposed from being nibbled off by fish or a dashing against a rock or just plain decomposition. I did a little rough photoshopping of my own to illustrate that the image is likely real, but it’s not great mystery after all. It’s a dog. Poor thing. It really doesn’t take some scientific expert to see this.” View Image ›

Scott Lamb 4 years ago 1 response

New Photo of the Montauk Monster

There’s a new photo of this creepy thing from Newsday, plus a video. Only one of many reasons to not go to the Hamptons this weekend. View Image ›

Peggy Wang 4 years ago respond

Montauk Monster As Garfield

It’s Garfield Minus Garfield with that the dead monster that washed ashore playing the role of Jon. It’s lovely when internet memes collide. View Image ›

Scott Lamb 4 years ago respond

Dead Monster Washes Ashore

Weird-looking creature is discovered in Montauk, Long Island, which is apparently near a government animal testing facility called Plum Island. Is it real, or just some belated viral marketing scheme for The X-Files movie? View Image ›

Peggy Wang 4 years ago 6 responses