Glenn Beck Wonders If There’s An NSA Connection To The Spitzer And Petraeus Scandals
“You put that little phone in the charger and it’s facing you—anyone can watch you while you sleep. We’re entering 1984.”
“You put that little phone in the charger and it’s facing you—anyone can watch you while you sleep. We’re entering 1984.”
An awkward fit. “After his class you’ll be better off than you were before — just like the Iraqis!”
The fallen general rallies the troops, and Washington society, on the path to rehabilitation. Bob Barnett is his Paul Wolfowitz.
He apologizes, again, for the Paula Broadwell affair. “This has obviously been a very difficult episode for us … [to] fall as far as I did.”
Funny or Die is offering a cool $100 for an actress who looks like the woman at the center of the Washington scandal. The project: “General Petraeus Sex Tape.”
Blames intelligence community for failures in initial assessment of attack.
“Clearly the security measures were not adequate despite an overwhelming and growing amount of information showing the area of Benghazi was dangerous and particularly the date of September 11,” says Sen. Marco Rubio.
The identical twin socialites at the heart of the Petraeus scandal like to shake things up for the camera.
Frederick W. Humphries II, 47, according to the New York Times.
Paul Kranz was convicted of misdemeanor “menacing,” but the conviction was eventually thrown out. “A dispute with his then-wife or ex-wife and her boyfriend,” recalls the prosecutor.
A simple guide to the U.S. military’s ongoing romantic drama.
The president still has confidence in General Allen.
The lesson? Don’t use the first result you find on Google Images.
On Monday night, federal agents spent two hours collecting evidence from the North Carolina home of David Petraeus’ alleged mistress. A good samaritan had Domino’s delivered.
Just in case you didn’t know that you were watching a segment about a sex scandal.
An innocent NATO photo has become the Web’s favorite vehicle for commentary on the new General Petraeus/General Allen sex scandal. Please, do go on and add your own. (via twitter.com)
The FBI Agent Investigating the fallen general allegedly sent shirtless photographs to one of the women involved.
Defenders of the woman at the center of the David Petraeus scandal don’t recognize the power-hungry seductress they’re seeing in the media.
An Austin Powers–themed cover for New York’s greatest tabloid.
Petraeus seduced America. We should never have trusted him.
Thirty-seven-year-old Jill Kelley alerted authorities when she began receiving threatening e-mails. The FBI traced the e-mails back to Paula Broadwell, uncovering the Petraeus-Broadwell affair along the way.
“My Wife’s Lover,” a New York Times Ethicist submission from July, raises eyebrows with the news of Petraeus’ career-ending affair. Speculate within!
Petraeus resigned as CIA Director Friday over his affair with Paula Broadwell, the 40-year-old married author of All In. “[Now] we all know that he was really interested in getting ‘All IN’ her pants.”
David Petraeus’ biographer and alleged mistress has appeared on The Daily Show, CBS News, and more, talking about the personal and professional merits of the now-resigned CIA director.
They’re like little zinger snowflakes, each funnier than the last.