CUNY Students Not Excited For David Petraeus To Join Faculty

An awkward fit. “After his class you’ll be better off than you were before — just like the Iraqis!”

Rosie Gray a month ago 6 responses

General David Petraeus’ New Campaign

The fallen general rallies the troops, and Washington society, on the path to rehabilitation. Bob Barnett is his Paul Wolfowitz.

Ben Smith a month ago 8 responses

David Petraeus Speaks Publicly For First Time Since Resignation

He apologizes, again, for the Paula Broadwell affair. “This has obviously been a very difficult episode for us … [to] fall as far as I did.”

Jessica Testa 2 months ago 5 responses

Casting Call: Paula Broadwell

Funny or Die is offering a cool $100 for an actress who looks like the woman at the center of the Washington scandal. The project: “General Petraeus Sex Tape.”

BuzzFeed Politics 6 months ago 4 responses

White House Denies Editing Benghazi Talking Points To Remove Al Qaeda Reference

Blames intelligence community for failures in initial assessment of attack.

Zeke Miller 6 months ago 1 response

Republicans Tone Down Attacks On Susan Rice, Keep Focus On Benghazi

“Clearly the security measures were not adequate despite an overwhelming and growing amount of information showing the area of Benghazi was dangerous and particularly the date of September 11,” says Sen. Marco Rubio.

John Stanton 6 months ago respond

The Varied And Unique Poses Of Jill Kelley And Natalie Khawam

The identical twin socialites at the heart of the Petraeus scandal like to shake things up for the camera.

Jessica Testa 7 months ago 45 responses

Meet The Shirtless FBI Agent From The Petraeus Scandal

Frederick W. Humphries II, 47, according to the New York Times.

Jessica Testa 7 months ago 8 responses

Broadwell’s Father Was Convicted In 1983 Case With Echoes Of Petraeus Scandal

Paul Kranz was convicted of misdemeanor “menacing,” but the conviction was eventually thrown out. “A dispute with his then-wife or ex-wife and her boyfriend,” recalls the prosecutor.

Rosie Gray 7 months ago 11 responses

Everything You Need To Know About The David Petraeus Scandal In One Chart

A simple guide to the U.S. military’s ongoing romantic drama.

Jessica Testa 7 months ago 42 responses

Carney On Petraeus Scandal To Start Second Term: “I Wouldn’t Call It Welcome”

The president still has confidence in General Allen.

Zeke Miller 7 months ago respond

The Most Offensively Embarrassing Coverage Of The Petraeus Affair

The lesson? Don’t use the first result you find on Google Images.

Jessica Testa 7 months ago 181 responses

Awesome Prankster Sends Pizza To Paula Broadwell’s House During FBI Search

On Monday night, federal agents spent two hours collecting evidence from the North Carolina home of David Petraeus’ alleged mistress. A good samaritan had Domino’s delivered.

Jessica Testa 7 months ago 69 responses

Fox News’ Excellent Jill Kelley Slow Motion Clip

Just in case you didn’t know that you were watching a segment about a sex scandal.

Dorsey Shaw 7 months ago 8 responses

General Affairs

An innocent NATO photo has become the Web’s favorite vehicle for commentary on the new General Petraeus/General Allen sex scandal. Please, do go on and add your own. (via twitter.com)

Scott Lamb 7 months ago 12 responses

CIA Director David Petraeus Is The Only Sane Person In His Own Sex Scandal

The FBI Agent Investigating the fallen general allegedly sent shirtless photographs to one of the women involved.

BuzzFeed Politics 7 months ago 80 responses

Paula Broadwell’s Friends Remind Us She Is An Actual Person

Defenders of the woman at the center of the David Petraeus scandal don’t recognize the power-hungry seductress they’re seeing in the media.

Jessica Testa 7 months ago 10 responses

“New York Post” On Petraeus: The Spy Who Shagged Me

An Austin Powers–themed cover for New York’s greatest tabloid.

Andrew Kaczynski 7 months ago 23 responses

The Sins Of General David Petraeus

Petraeus seduced America. We should never have trusted him.

Michael Hastings 7 months ago 126 responses

Meet The Woman Who Exposed David Petraeus’ Affair With His Biographer

Thirty-seven-year-old Jill Kelley alerted authorities when she began receiving threatening e-mails. The FBI traced the e-mails back to Paula Broadwell, uncovering the Petraeus-Broadwell affair along the way.

Jessica Testa 7 months ago 26 responses

Was This Advice Query Written By The Husband Of David Petraeus’ Mistress?

“My Wife’s Lover,” a New York Times Ethicist submission from July, raises eyebrows with the news of Petraeus’ career-ending affair. Speculate within!

Jessica Testa 7 months ago 20 responses

11 Amazon Reviews Condemning David Petraeus’ Affair With His Biographer

Petraeus resigned as CIA Director Friday over his affair with Paula Broadwell, the 40-year-old married author of All In. “[Now] we all know that he was really interested in getting ‘All IN’ her pants.”

Jessica Testa 7 months ago 6 responses

Who Is Paula Broadwell?

David Petraeus’ biographer and alleged mistress has appeared on The Daily Show, CBS News, and more, talking about the personal and professional merits of the now-resigned CIA director.

Hillary Reinsberg 7 months ago 18 responses

27 Totally Unique Twitter Jokes About Petraeus’s Resignation

They’re like little zinger snowflakes, each funnier than the last.

Raymond Sultan 7 months ago 21 responses