2013’s Most Undeserving Razzie Nominees
Each year, 10 Golden Raspberry Awards are bestowed on the worst actors, writers, and directors in film. As always, some of these nominees, which were announced yesterday, deserve a break.
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29 Poor Excuses For Celebrity Websites
You’d think that some people are so famous they don’t even need websites. They think you’re wrong.
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David Hasselhoff Posing On Top Of A Car, Dressed As Captain Hook
I suppose we should all start referring to him as “Captain Hoff” now. That’s KITT from Knight Rider, by the by.
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How David Hasselhoff Spent The "EMAs"
Like only the Hoff could.
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David “Dirty Shoes” Hasselhoff
Somebody get The Hoff a shoe shine, STAT!
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David Hasselhoff Had A Big 60th Birthday Party
It was called “Hoff The Hook” and I don’t know why it happened.
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Teaser For “Piranha 3DD”
The Hoff joins the ensemble cast in 2012 for a day at the beach with man-eating fish monsters. And silicone. (via.) View Media ›
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David Hasselhoff Is A Pirate Now
Here’s David Hasselhoff dressed as a dandy pirate hanging out with KITT. Is it a great idea to dress up an alcoholic as Captain Morgan? And also put him near the steering wheel of a car? And also also give him a hook for a hand? Otherwise, there’s no Hoff switch for genius. View Image ›
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The Official Jeremy Jackson Aging Timeline
Remember the hunk that used to play “Hobie Buchannon” on Baywatch? Well, things change. He used to be so dreamy, now he just looks like a tan, meth-addicted werewolf. View List ›
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Fan Attacks The Hoff
Keep your fingers/password safe and ignore the fact this is an ad from Norton and you’ll enjoy this. Watch Video ›
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You Got Hoff’d
Imagine getting home after a long day and finding your bedroom has been “hoff’d” View Image ›
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Camo Hasselhoff
David Hasselhoff displays all of the latest hipster fashions that aren’t in style at this year’s Coachella. Ask him where he got the jacket. He always just points and mumbles, “Dunno, o’er there.” View Image ›
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David Hasselhoff Activity Book
The perfect last-minute holiday gift for the Baywatch fan in your life! You don’t even have to leave the house: just print and give. (More at the source.) View Image ›
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Knight Rider Car for Sale
KITT, the talking, souped-up 1984 Pontiac Trans-Am that starred in ‘Knight Rider’ is now being auctioned off on eBay. Hurry, the auction ends in 3 hours! View Image ›
