CULTURE BUZZ: A 14k gold pin you wear on you lapel “renders internet dating obsolete”! When you see someone else wearing their Talk To Me Pin (just $39.95 each), you can…talk to them! It simplifies everything about meeting other people, and the official site is full of gems like this: “It has the intellectual snobbery of a secret society but with quick acceptance and universal appeal.” Sounds great!

The Best Links:

1. Talk to Me Pin Official Site (Warning: Deeply Irritating Soundtrack, Turn Sound Off)
2. The Talk To Pin Is Amazing, Also Insane

She’s gainfully unemployed, loves hearing herself on the radio, and will definitely put out if you play Nine Inch Nails. And guess what, fellas? She’s single! Trenita prefers dudes who - like her - are “wild and crazy,” meaning guys who refuse to work, consider white-collared crimes “cool,” and are first in line for free screenings of Vin Diesel movies. In other words, Trenita’s looking for love to last a lifetime.

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CULTURE BUZZ: A dating site strictly for “smart” people makes you take an IQ test before being able to participate. If you’re sick of dating all those hot dumb people you find on sites like Nerve and eHarmony, here’s a dating site for you. Especially if you’re one of those weirdos that actually likes taking standardized tests.

The Best Links:

1. Is This Part of the “Eugenics” Movement that Ben Stein Was Trying to Warn Us About in “Expelled”?
2. IntelligentPeople.com: Sign Up here
3. Niche Dating Site Singles Out Top 15%
4. Smart People Spend More Time Thinking than Scoring
5. What About a Site Where Dumb People Meet? Oh Wait, That Already Exists