Improv Everywhere is at it again, springing a fancy dinner and private concert on a random couple in Central Park. Where's the usher? Someone needs to tell that pigeon to turn off his cell phone. The concert's starting.
This is embarrassingly accurate. I'm going to go indulge my frustration in Stuff Hipsters Hate now.
So how much pussy did you get your hands on before the prom? This guy held just one cat. The other one was mounted on the wall.