“Race is there; it exists. You’re tired of hearing about it?… Imagine how fucking exhausting it is living it.”
For only $25,000, you can pop molly with Fareed Zakaria.
“You know what? Fuck it, why don’t we talk about something lighter…like Ukraine?”
“You may be wondering, ‘If they didn’t fill out the forms, can’t we just deport these kids?’ Well, first of all. What the fuck is wrong with you?”
“The world has gone mad.”
As she said on The Daily Show, “If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.”
“Why would you build your toxic chemical storage tanks upstream and drinking water adjacent?”
A tearful final segment with Jon Stewart, featuring clips of the British correspondent’s best moments. Oliver is leaving to star in his own HBO show.
The Daily Show host weighed in Thursday night on Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson, who was suspended by A&E for his controversial comments on homosexuality in a GQ Magazine interview.
Hi Jon. Thanks for daily showing me your stunning good looks and flawlessly erudite charm.
The Daily Show points out that neither of them really do.
Here’s Jon Stewart’s righteous rage against Wall Street and news coverage of it from last night’s The Daily Show.
“Yes, apparently the HealthCare.gov website is 99 problems but a glitch is all of them.”
Stewart: “How many have signed up thus far?” Sebelius: “Fully enrolled? I can’t tell you, because I don’t know.”
Jon Stewart said Vladimir Putin should have placed his Syria op-ed on BuzzFeed. Here’s what that would look like.
Heartbreaking and beautiful.
“This guy right here is one glitter cannon away from leading our gay pride parade.”
A great question from Daily Show’s John Oliver is masterfully avoided by Democratic Senator Kirsten Gillibrand.
It’s OK because the host is British. CNN gets a nice jab too.
His 1999 appearance on the Daily Show confirms it. Especially the part where the interview turns into a psychoanalysis session.
Colbert is very good at staying deadpan approx. 99.9 % of the time. This is one of the few, ultra-hilarious times he couldn’t handle it.
The god of election predictions admits calling one thing wrong.
Watch Craig Kilborn interview Jon Stewart before he took over The Daily Show. Be warned: it’s intense.
Captain Picard took over for John Oliver on The Daily Show to explain the NFL referee lockout.
You know that tweet that we all thought Louie sent Tosh in support of the backlash he was receiving about his rape jokes? He was actually in Vermont on vacation at the time and had no idea what was going down. So he went on The Daily Show last night to clarify.
Mom, Dad, friends— let me tell you what the weather’s like on the East Coast. With a visual aid.
New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg recently proposed a ban on sugary drinks over 16 ounces. Jon Stewart doesn’t seem to think that is a very sweet idea.
Satisfy your TV jones when the temp goes up and viewership goes down. NBC Thursdays are over. Mad Men and Game of Thrones are about to wrap up for the year. But don’t give up hope just yet!
On The Daily Show last night, Michelle Obama said the death of Barack’s father focused him and prompted him to transfer to Columbia University. In fact, as he recounts on the first page of his famous, best-selling memoir, the future president had already transferred to Columbia when his father died.
Bill Donohue says “the campaign is going to continue” until Jon Stewart apologizes. The next step is to target religious leaders.