Strangers from all over the world are now letting a little boy know that his open-heart surgery scars are beautiful.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the “p” is silent.
“You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish.”
“I used to go out with a girl who had a taser gun. She was stunning.”
Make Easter unforgettable.
On the count of three let’s just confess to loving this stuff, OK?
Consider this a heart-to-heart in a time capsule. Shot while the beer flowed at the 2015 Dad 2.0 Summit in San Francisco.
“The greatest gift and honor is having you for a daughter.”
Because it’s not all dirty diapers and Barney.
“Crawling isn’t working…let’s teach her to surf.”
“She didn’t finish her mac ‘n’ cheese!”
And sometimes his son is the one doing the tattooing!
You’re going to need to know this stuff before you’re someone’s old man.
Going to the supermarket without your kids feels like a week in Jamaica.
He’ll probably love these, even if he already has used some of them.
It’s time that men answered the question, too.
No pants or infants were harmed in the making of this video.
This is a big deal for them, too.
Let’s all put a prayer out to the universe that his kids aren’t on Twitter.
Fame is not a cure for dad jeans.
Because email can be awesome.