Things we should be thankful for this Thanksgiving: our weird families.
Caution: Fowl language ahead!
Deck the halls with terrible puns.
Sometimes it’s hard to believe we’re related to these people.
“Hi, Hungry! I’m dad.”
*puts on red shirt before eating pasta* Inspired by this Twitter question.
Because if you don’t ~hilariously~ prank your kids, who will?
These are guaranteed to be a real scream!
“Sleepwalking tends to run (walk?) in families.”
If comedy is truth and pain, I’m honestly going to die of embarrassment.
“Who’s your provider? Besides me LOL.” Based on this post.
These are so stupid they’re actually funny. Happy Father’s Day to all the jokesters out there!
Some things just get better with age.
Surely, he pressed send, and then returned the phone to its belt holster.
Ah Tumblr, never change (unless you’re updating the gif upload limit, then go right ahead).
Three men walk into a bar… Ouch!
Game of Thrones dad jokes are your new favorite thing.
This website is gold.
Read this important message.
Featuring the world’s cutest little girl experiencing rain for the first time, a breathtakingly crazy sky-high stunt, and Canada’s awesome response to Russia’s anti-LGBT propaganda.
I’m going to have kids just so I can do this.
WARNING: DAD JOKES AHEAD.
Walking Dead jokes? More like Walking Dad jokes! Am I right?
Once a dad, always a dad.
We all have dads. And as it happens, some of our dads are also the best/worst comedians we know.
We still love you, dads. Even when you act like 22-year-old frat stars.
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK!
Because the Fortune 500 was missing that paternal touch.