Cyclops Turtle
I expect this little guy to head up the Uncanny X-Turtles. Watch Video ›
I expect this little guy to head up the Uncanny X-Turtles. Watch Video ›
Friends: so you don’t have to save the universe alone View Image ›
Spoon feeding a tortoise is all kinds of adorable, but you have to wonder how spoiled she’ll be when she grows up. Watch Video ›
Think of this as a chaser for the terrifying hell kittens I just posted. (Also via TurtleFeed.) Watch Video ›
I guess this doesn’t work quite so well when you’re trying to charm the House into voting for health care. Might be worth a shot, though. (Thanks to Turtlefeed.) View Image ›
Oh, Japan. We love you! [Ed Note: They’re certainly decades ahead of the rest of us with their Cuteness technology. Impressive work.] Watch Video ›
If this doesn’t make your brain explode from the cuteness, you have no soul. Watch Video ›
Something about this tongue is suspicious enough to merit the hedgehog equivalent of the evil eye! View Image ›
First there was Dramatic chipmunk. Then Intense Lemur. Now meet Obnoxious Groundhog. He’s the only one of the three that you wouldn’t want to hang out with. So annoying! View Media ›
Look, I’m just going to keep posting these until we’ve all got it out of our systems. Which hopefully will be never. This video is important because it is an example of the elusive but profound phenomenon of “meta-cute.” I hope you meta-enjoy it. Watch Video ›
Whoever said foxes don’t know how to have a good time? I know. Nobody ever said that. But check out these foxes playing and jumping on a trampoline! Watch Video ›
This starts off pretty well, but it ends up a little ominously. All in all, I’m not sure I’m totally comfortable with this scenario. Nonetheless, cute! Watch Video ›
If you don’t have a baby, this innovation in baby science might convince you to get one. Not only do “Miittens” make the child look just like it would in a Nintendo Wii avatar world, they prevent dangerous babies from scratching at your eyes. Plus, they’re super cute! You need these. View Image ›
This video is everywhere today. Watch as Neo the Kitten takes on an entire army of self-replicating Agent Smith puppies. I would say it’s definitely better than Matrix 2 and 3, but not quite as good as the first one. Watch Video ›
Nice singing, dog. No real range; lousy timing; and not a single note on key that I could pick out. What’s he so sad about anyway? Fucking Weimaraners. Watch Video ›
Sweet grandma gets a totally inappropriate birthday gift. Should this get a Cute badge, or a WTF badge? We don’t currently have an “OMG, please burn out my eyes and permanently scrub this memory from my brain” badge, so that’s not an option. (Via.) Watch Video ›
A fun little puzzle game from NinjaKiwi that takes a page out of the “Lemmings” playbook. Try to rescue as many meeblings as you can by yelling different directions at them. Warning: they’re super cute, so you may feel pretty guilty when you accidentally kill one. Read More ›
Kittens hate getting woken up like humans too! Editor’s Note: For some reason, animals acting like humans is always cute, and this video (found by BuzzFeed user Priya) proves this timeless fact once again. Watch Video ›
From happy family to bloodbath in six easy steps. View Image ›
Take that, Cat Riding a Roomba. This ferret has no need for your technological innovations. Clearly, more animals should be riding cleaning products. Just saying. (Via.) Watch Video ›
Here’s a picture of a panda giving another panda a boost. See? Pandas aren’t always selfish bastards. View Image ›
Five-year-old Julian Kreusser has his own cooking show in Portland called The Big Kitchen with Food, which is the last piece of proof I needed that my culinary skills are worse than a First Grader’s. Julian’s show - a big hit online today after a front-page article in The Oregonian - features comprehensive instructions on delicious dishes that are easy to prepare, as well as various segments in which Julian forgets what he’s talking about and asks his mom for help. Read More ›
When 3-year-old Jaylynn Thorpe got lost in the woods in near-freezing temperatures, his two puppies followed and snuggled up with him to keep him warm until help arrived the next morning. Now, a real hero dog, like Lassie, would have gone for help immediately and prevented the whole ordeal before it started, but I guess you can’t blame these little guys for trying their best.
I don’t know what crimes these teddy bears committed to deserve this treatment, but they were sent up into space in a homemade weather balloon by a group of schoolchildren in England who are a lot smarter than I am. More great images of the teddies’ journey and the full story here. View Image ›