Spoon feeding a tortoise is all kinds of adorable, but you have to wonder how spoiled she'll be when she grows up.
Think of this as a chaser for the terrifying hell kittens I just posted. (Also via TurtleFeed.)
I guess this doesn't work quite so well when you're trying to charm the House into voting for health care. Might be worth a shot, though. (Thanks to Turtlefeed.)
Oh, Japan. We love you! [Ed Note: They're certainly decades ahead of the rest of us with their Cuteness technology. Impressive work.]
If this doesn't make your brain explode from the cuteness, you have no soul.
Something about this tongue is suspicious enough to merit the hedgehog equivalent of the evil eye!
Culture Buzz First there was Dramatic chipmunk. Then Intense Lemur. Now meet Obnoxious Groundhog. He's the only one of the three that you wouldn't want to hang out with. So annoying!
Look, I'm just going to keep posting these until we've all got it out of our systems. Which hopefully will be never. This video is important because it is an example of the elusive but profound phenomenon of “meta-cute.” I hope you meta-enjoy it.
Whoever said foxes don't know how to have a good time? I know. Nobody ever said that. But check out these foxes playing and jumping on a trampoline!
This starts off pretty well, but it ends up a little ominously. All in all, I'm not sure I'm totally comfortable with this scenario. Nonetheless, cute!
If you don't have a baby, this innovation in baby science might convince you to get one. Not only do “Miittens” make the child look just like it would in a Nintendo Wii avatar world, they prevent dangerous babies from scratching at your eyes. Plus, they're super cute! You need these.
This video is everywhere today. Watch as Neo the Kitten takes on an entire army of self-replicating Agent Smith puppies. I would say it's definitely better than Matrix 2 and 3, but not quite as good as the first one.
Nice singing, dog. No real range; lousy timing; and not a single note on key that I could pick out. What's he so sad about anyway? Fucking Weimaraners.
Sweet grandma gets a totally inappropriate birthday gift. Should this get a Cute badge, or a WTF badge? We don't currently have an “OMG, please burn out my eyes and permanently scrub this memory from my brain” badge, so that's not an option. (Via.)
Kittens hate getting woken up like humans too! Editor's Note: For some reason, animals acting like humans is always cute, and this video (found by BuzzFeed user Priya) proves this timeless fact once again.
Take that, Cat Riding a Roomba. This ferret has no need for your technological innovations. Clearly, more animals should be riding cleaning products. Just saying. (Via.)
Here's a picture of a panda giving another panda a boost. See? Pandas aren't always selfish bastards.
Food Buzz Five-year-old Julian Kreusser has his own cooking show in Portland called The Big Kitchen with Food, which is the last piece of proof I needed that my culinary skills are worse than a First Grader's. Julian's show - a big hit online today after a front-page article in The Oregonian - features comprehensive instructions on delicious dishes that are easy to prepare, as well as various segments in which Julian forgets what he's talking about and asks his mom for help.
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When 3-year-old Jaylynn Thorpe got lost in the woods in near-freezing temperatures, his two puppies followed and snuggled up with him to keep him warm until help arrived the next morning. Now, a real hero dog, like Lassie, would have gone for help immediately and prevented the whole ordeal before it started, but I guess you can't blame these little guys for trying their best.