This particular Vulcan salute will Spock your world. There are many a nerd out there who wouldn't mind receiving some Quintolingus.
Culture Buzz John Westwood has been slipping these petitions to perform oral sex on women into magazines throughout New York City. He's been doing it for about a year and has actually received 116 responses. Act fast, ladies, he's pretty booked up!
Culture Buzz A West Virginia woman was arrested in October for demanding cunnilingus at knife point. Below are excerpts from the police report, presented without comment. WARNING: Foul (very foul) language.
Celebrity Buzz This morning, Margaret Cho helped explain to Barbara Walters what a “G spot” is, and why she got an injection there, pantomiming cunnilingus in the process. As they cut to commercial, Barbara's puppetmaster then lifted the strings and whisked her backstage to readjust her audio levels before the upcoming “Fashion Forward Lesbians” segment.
After trying to explain Twitter (which she prefaces with a sit-down dance while saying, “I'm so with it”), Barbara Walters accidentally referred to MySpace today as “MyFace,” which led Joy Behar to make a cunnilingus jab that immediately went right over Babs' head. The Internet and old people, you guys. It never gets old.