Shift Buzz How are you supposed to deal with a colleague who's always bursting into tears?
TV Buzz Cee-Lo let his emotions go last night on “The Voice,” when he cried, cried, and cried some more. Then his cat made him feel all fluffy inside.
Politics Buzz Everyone's a critic, even infants. From a campaign event in Chandler, Arizona earlier today.
Politics Buzz There wasn't a dry eye in Congress as Gabby Giffords resigned from the House of Representatives, least of all the Speaker's. A genuinely emotional moment, all politics aside.
Culture Buzz It's easy to forget that Kim Jong-Il, though he may have been a tyrant who starved and oppressed his own people, was still someone's daddy. Unlike the hysterical theatrics in Pyongyang's streets, these tears might be genuine. Awwww…does the Great Successor need a tissue?
Culture Buzz Next time you see someone crying, try this out. Maybe this baby has found the key to happiness in cotton swabs.
This is what I call the picture of the century. See a bigger version here.
If this would have been me as a child, my mother would have pulled the car over and taken care of the situation. Shame on the parent that allowed this to continue.
Culture Buzz Here are some pictures of people getting overly upset after the earthquake yesterday. FYI, it should be noted that I'm in New York City and I didn't feel a thing.
A baseball from Josh Beckett brings this young Red Sox fan to tears. Only the innocence of youth could elicit such a strong reaction from a simple act of kindness. (Ed. Note: Hahahahaha! Let's all laugh at the crybaby! That's what you get for expressing genuine human emotions and allowing yourself an unguarded moment of exultant joy, you big fat crybaby!) (via lastangryfan.com)
Lady Gaga's makeup can clearly handle any cheesy emotional situation.
Word on the street is they're gonna allow him to be “governor” for a day! Let's see how he fares! No crying in office, kid!
The same night Justin Bieber was flipping off the world, Selena Gomez was trying to conceal this cut on her lip. Let the rampant speculation begin as to whether it was the result of an overzealous photographer, a 'roided out Bieber fan or—because he can close his Warlock eyes, alter the fabric of spacetime and be everywhere at once—Charlie Sheen.
A supercut of your favorite swan blubbering. It's not the pretty kind of crying either.
Culture Buzz An unexpectedly moving series of paintings by artist Simon Willems called “Stormtrooper Mourning the Loss of his Mother.” I haven't been this depressed by Star Wars since I saw how much money “Revenge of the Sith” made.
These guys need a hug. In related news, when women cry, men lose their boners.
A stirring portrait of our new Speaker of the House swaddled in meat. By Dan Lacey, the Painter of Pancakes.
Kids say the darnedest, most horribly ungrateful things! That one in the middle deserves his awful haircut. Jesus.
Culture Buzz If presented with this many crying children at once, I would break down into tears too. With the emotions so vivid, I'm wondering what the photographer did to make these kids cry so much! (Jill Greenberg photography.)
Movie Buzz In the spirit of The 10 Songs Most Likely to Make a Dude Cry, here are the 10 movies most likely to make a dude cry. Let it out bros.
Celebrity Buzz Celebs just love to turn on the waterworks. Whether it is because of a run in with the law, a failing marriage, a part of the job, or just plain insanity, these dramatic stars are known to burst into tears at any given moment.
Over at Madfishes, Molly realized that she sees Leonardo DiCaprio cry a lot in movies. So she made this.
Culture Buzz Come on… are you really telling me that you weren't afraid of Santa or the Easter Bunny? Honestly, those guys still creep me out. I like how Santa looks just as upset as the child half the time.
Culture Buzz This horrible dad makes his son cry after rocking out to Single Ladies. [Jack's Note: Honestly, good. It's about time we started teaching our children to have negative associations with that song. I am so over that song. But cute!]
“Dad, the unfinished business is done.” BRB crying.
A handy tip from Robots with Feelings… [Ed Note: Try not to get too choked up by this stern but fair advice, you mewling little crybabies.] (via The High Definite.)
Like Taylor, you're going to be shocked — SHOCKED! — by the accuracy of this graph, which details the thematic continuity behind her songs. Imma let this graph finish, but…no, actually, that about sums it up.
The Crying Wife is one husband's attempt to record his wife's crying sessions following just about any movie they watch. I know it's wrong, but with every sob I just laugh harder and harder. The Crying Wife also cries to other movies, including Back to the Future III [yes, for real]. [via]
Culture Buzz A husband films his wife as she reacts to finally seeing 'Return of the Jedi' and she is in tears. I'm not going to be snarky or make fun of the lady, because, the ending was a bit sad and she is adorable. That being said, there should be lots of Ewok jokes about this.