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40 Masturbation Songs
Music Buzz To mark the passing of Masturbation Month, here are 40 musical odes to onanism. These songs are either completely about masturbation, make reference to masturbation or involve sex toys designed for self-pleasure. This list is by no means comprehensive. Add your favorite auto-erotic tracks in the comments below!
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Video: Crispin Glover's Bizarre Clown Song
A bizarre video clip for Glover's even more bizarre song “Clowny Clown Clown” from his 1989 album The Big Problem Does Not Equal the Solution, The Solution Equals Let It Be. “Hey, clown! Get your damn hands off me!” (via TWBE)
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Video: Hot Tub Time Machine
NSFW trailer for an upcoming feature-length film starring John Cusack, Crispin Glover, Chevy Chase and Lizzy Caplan debuted at Comic-Con. It really is about a hot tub time machine. This is obviously one of those movies that looks too good to be true. [Ed's note: I saw this movie! It's good. Rob Corddry rules.]
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Video: Crispin Glover Reads “Little Miss Muffet”
Culture is really wasted on kids sometimes. This, for instance, is a remarkably subtle meditation on fear and insanity, but most kids are probably just like “Mom, what is whey?” Anyway, you're an adult, so you can enjoy it. Whey is like cottage cheese FYI.
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Video: Tim Burton’s 9
The first trailer for Tim Burton's post-apocalyptic tale, 9, is out today, featuring Elijah Wood, John C. Reilly, and Jennifer Connelly (among others) fighting against machines intent on their extinction. It's like Wall-E, but the robots are bad, right?
