Within just one year, Dave Vontesmar of Arizona has racked up ninety speeding tickets, each offense caught on photo radar, despite his attempt to trick the authorities by consistently sporting a monkey mask. After ninety tickets, you'd think he'd have been removed from the road and placed back in the wild by now.
Chris Brown and his baby blue bowtie appeared on Larry King last night to apologize for beating the crap out of his girlfriend. So, all is forgiven, right? Check out that bowtie.
Use your best stereotyping/prejudicial/racist skillz to guess who pulled which crime. A surprisingly fun and educational game. I just wish there were more terrorism-based crimes on here. It'd make it a lot easier.
It's finally happened, people. Twitter has hit the criminal justice system. A tech-savvy (and kind of sadistic) judge in Mississippi is making news for his unusual decision to force a paroled convict to tweet every ten minutes as a way of updating his parole officer of his whereabouts. It's tough to know who's being punished more - the convict or whoever's following him.
Tech Buzz There's a new cop car prototype in town that's threatening to put those retrofitted Crown Vics to shame. Meet the Carbon Motors E7. Other than general awesomeness, the “For Cops, By Cops” cruiser is designed to jump curbs, safely detain criminals, be 40% more fuel efficient, and detect biological, chemical and radiation threats. In other words, outrunning it probably isn't your best option anymore.
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