There isn't a single thing in this “job” description that isn't the sketchiest thing I've ever read. Especially because the digging must be done while his wife is “out of town.” (via reddit.com)
These are literally fake gold-plated plastic boob carvings with funny names. Clockwise from top left, we have the “Cannonballs,” followed by “old socks,” and then the “ski jumps” and of course “the pointer” to round things out. I must have missed this movement in Art History.