Once upon a time, a man with elephant ears and pedo glasses sat down at a piano in a dark room and sang a song about all the places where he'd want to engage in sexual intercourse…with you. Even in a toilet. He's classy. Has our recent crazybird of choice Edarem been topped? No, but this is some stiff competition. (via Videogum)
Some solid advice for picking up babes via Everything Is Terrible. Don't worry too much about what you're going to say or whether you're a weird, ugly, awkward, creepy dude. Just trust your instincts and go for it. Girls go wild for that stuff.