If “Statutory” had an accompanying picture in the dictionary, this would be it.
Because he'll never be really gone if the Internet keeps finding amazing clips like this — where America's Sweethearts Brett Ratner and Michael Jackson car dance to R. Kelly's Ignition (Remix). This is via Molly Lambert, whose one-liner is better than I could have ever imagined: “Has one sentence ever contained more alleged molesters?”
Relax, watch TV, and indulge your lap-related fantasies. Someone should make sure the old guy in this picture is still alive.
A viral video appears to be a snippet from a security cam tape showing the ghost of an old woman haunting a well-known office building in Singapore. The creepy video turns out to be a hoax developed by a Singapore advertising company.