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By the way, she is a vampire. Talk about a psycho girlfriend.
Alternately, why dubstep should always be played in public.
He's just telling it like it is. (via tosh.comedycentral.com)
A 22-year-old transient attacked an elderly, wheelchair-bound man in a Hooters parking lot in Florida yesterday, telling him “I am a vampire, I am going to eat you,” before ripping bite-sized chunks out of his face and arm. The Smoking Gun reports that when questioned by the police, “she was unable to tell officers what had transpired outside the shuttered restaurant. Nor could she explain what had happened to her pants or why her panties were at her ankles.” I'm going to point the finger of blame at Stephanie Meyer. This kind of shit never went down when Anne Rice was around. (via thesmokinggun.com)
Neighbors say they don’t hate Dale McDaniel, even though he’s chased several of them with a chainsaw. He also tends to slap people in the face with fish. Oh, Florida.
A couple of dudes run through a dust devil. I'm kind of jealous, but what about their eyes?!
Yes, you read that headline correctly.
Culture Buzz The NYTimes profiles a man named Gary who swims, sunbathes, and exercises shirtless all year round. He also gargles the water.
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Totally batshit crazy.
Two girls (one being a crazy ex) fight over a guy in a restaurant. Seems like everyone handles this situation really well.
High school basketball coach Marlon Dorsey is in trouble for WHIPPING his players. Check out the video in here.
A woman spent $1,200 on bus bench ads to advertise Jesus' return tour to Earth. On her site, she goes on to say that the rapture will occur May 21, 2011 and the apocalypse is on October 21, 2011. Which means Earth is going to be one big rager for 5 months. Get your rave whistles ready!
http://www.cracked.com/article_18568_the-5-greatest-books...
The titles most beloved by crazy people. When good books happen to bad people.
This is what happens when you run out of stoli's. This Russian woman goes absolutely postal destroying a liquor aisle at a Delanos in San Francisco, smashing bottles and throwing them at other customers.
Culture Buzz Who would have thought that both of the craziest people would be taking the same bus?
So besides being a self-proclaimed Motherfucker, Epic Beard Man also got a parole-violating murderer off the streets! Favorite quote: “They tried to rob me three times already in Oakland. So I had to shoot one of 'em with my pistol one night and he ran like a sissy, but I never got caught for that”
She had me at “sex positive nutria”. Say no more, Lisa. Where do we meet?
