Back in the day, turtle-riding was a thing.
Back in the day, turtle-riding was a thing.
The next train to WTF Is Happening is leaving right now. Slightly NSFW.
Way too much? Not at all? Let’s find out.
Plus the final episode of “How I Met Your Mother” airs, one guy gets into all 8 Ivy League schools (!!!), and the “Real Housewives of New York,” ranked by craziness.
And boom goes the dynamite.
This is not a dream. This is real life.
These people are really out there somewhere in this world.
Adam Smith was the Chief Financial Officer of an Arizona medical device manufacturing firm. Then he made this YouTube video in the drive-thru of a Chick-Fil-A. Then he got fired.
She wrote “The Single Girl’s Guide to Dating European Men” in 2010, and has been making videos and entertaining ever since.
In an interview with the local news, Ihor Stetkewycz gives his thoughts on women. Oh, and he’s from Mars.
“I got a little news,” Joe Odom told RumorFix Tuesday. “I’m about ready to have a grandchild!”
It’s not clear if he knows the meaning of the word “hoax”. This is simply more verbal diarrhea from another pundit intent on drumming up the kind of outrage that their demographic can get behind.
This student at FAU lost her mind during an evolution class. Apparently the class was discussing the evolution of peacocks at the time. She then threatens to kill her entire class, well just about. Is she crazy? Or are Peacocks to blame here?
It’s tough trying to get a job these days with the economy and all. Why not make it that much harder on yourself by becoming virtually impossible for anyone to take you seriously in a work environment?
By the way, she is a vampire. Talk about a psycho girlfriend. View Image ›
2012 is going to be a crazy year. (via dreamindemon.com)
Best. Cover. Ever.
Alternately, why dubstep should always be played in public.
A 22-year-old transient attacked an elderly, wheelchair-bound man in a Hooters parking lot in Florida yesterday, telling him “I am a vampire, I am going to eat you,” before ripping bite-sized chunks out of his face and arm. The Smoking Gun reports that when questioned by the police, “she was unable to tell officers what had transpired outside the shuttered restaurant. Nor could she explain what had happened to her pants or why her panties were at her ankles.” I’m going to point the finger of blame at Stephanie Meyer. This kind of shit never went down when Anne Rice was around. (via thesmokinggun.com) View Image ›
Neighbors say they don’t hate Dale McDaniel, even though he’s chased several of them with a chainsaw. He also tends to slap people in the face with fish. Oh, Florida. View Media ›
A couple of dudes run through a dust devil. I’m kind of jealous, but what about their eyes?! Watch Video ›
Two girls (one being a crazy ex) fight over a guy in a restaurant. Seems like everyone handles this situation really well. Watch Video ›
A woman spent $1,200 on bus bench ads to advertise Jesus’ return tour to Earth. On her site, she goes on to say that the rapture will occur May 21, 2011 and the apocalypse is on October 21, 2011. Which means Earth is going to be one big rager for 5 months. Get your rave whistles ready! View Image ›
The titles most beloved by crazy people. When good books happen to bad people.
This is what happens when you run out of stoli’s. This Russian woman goes absolutely postal destroying a liquor aisle at a Delanos in San Francisco, smashing bottles and throwing them at other customers. Watch Video ›
Who would have thought that both of the craziest people would be taking the same bus? View Media ›
So besides being a self-proclaimed Motherfucker, Epic Beard Man also got a parole-violating murderer off the streets! Favorite quote: “They tried to rob me three times already in Oakland. So I had to shoot one of ‘em with my pistol one night and he ran like a sissy, but I never got caught for that” Watch Video ›
She had me at “sex positive nutria”. Say no more, Lisa. Where do we meet? View Image ›
Tila Tequila woke up this morning and decided she wanted to get totally naked and rant about her life troubles. Which, don’t we all sometimes? But Tila took it to the next level and broadcast the entire naked rant on UStream TV. Snap judgment: Tila Tequila naked is not sufficient incentive to endure Tila Tequila’s insane ravings. She has since (mercifully) removed the video. Update: If you didn’t get to watch the video, Tila Tequila has “explained” her naked UStream video extravaganza to TMZ. It all makes sense now. UPDATE: Sigh. Now there’s apparently a sex tape. Does anyone still care at this point? Read More ›