This is what happens when you run out of stoli's.

This is a somewhat astounding video in which real live elected members of Congress refuse to admit Obama's citizenship.

The Christian social worker deceived legions of loyal readers after blogging about being pregnant with a terminally ill baby - whom she planned to keep to term - before revealing it was all a hoax in the name of pushing her own pro-life agenda.

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1. Luv U Reborns!
2. April Was A Reborn!
3. Want to E-mail Beccah?
4. Everybody Hates Beccah Beushausen
5. Blogger Apologizes For Sick Baby Hoax
6. Beushausen’s Blog

Here's a video of that neighbor you've never actually seen pretending to cook his cat.

Fred Phelps's Westboro Baptist Church has issued their annual Christmas carol, this time set to the tune of “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” (except here, Jolly St. Nick is actually a hellbound “fag”).

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Jezebel's flawless roundup of the most cuckoobananas lady celebs on the planet.

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Is your president-elect an eloquent speaker or a secretly manipulative hypnotist, asks this creepy video that compares him to, er, Hitler.

Berkeley, California’s annual crazy parade takes place later this week, and will be replete with art cars and all of the city’s kookiest characters (read: everyone).

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1. How Berkeley Can You Be On Zooomr
2. “Only in Berkeley Do the Naked People Put On Clear Rain Coats When It Starts to Rain.”
3. Berkeley And Politics: A Marraige Made In Heaven
4. How Berkeley Can You Be? An Existential Journey
5. What Are Art Cards? They Are Not Floats.
6. How Berkeley Can You Be? On Flickr
7. Visit The 13th Annual “How Berkeley Can You Be!?” Celebration

Despite having served his “lengthy sentence” for sexual abuse against children, mentally ill, unapologetic pedophile Geoffrey Leonard walks free in Australia and appears to like the attention.

A YouTube phenomenon in which men (lead by creepy trio Steve , Bill , and Dwayne ) blame women for forcing them into lives of solitude.

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1. Dwayne, A Pioneer Of TFL [NSFW Or Your Appetite]
2. The Short History of True Forced Loneliness
3. Download the CRAZY TFL Manifesto
4. True Forced Loneliness: The Website [80% Complete!]
5. “The ‘Pussy Renaissance’ is Coming to an End!”
6. TFL on YouTube

Jeff Peckman of Denver is lobbying city officials to establish an Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission in preparation for alien contact. In fact, he’s apparently got exclusive video footage proving their existence, but we can’t see it yet because it’s being used in a forthcoming documentary.

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1. Video: The Alien!
2. Jeff Peckman Lives With His Parents. That is All.
3. “In Support(?) of Peckman, a Group of Local High School Students Showed Up at the Meeting Wearing, You Guessed It, Tin Foil Hats.” [Awesome]
4. Also, Jeff Peckman Has a “Metatron Personal Harmonizer” to Sell You
5. Peckman Even Got a Professor of Film to Analyze the Footage
6. On Board With Peckman? Go to the “Open Meeting” in Colorado Springs

David O. Russell, famous for his profanity-laced, set-destroying tirade against Lily Tomlin and his fistfight with George Clooney , is at it again.

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1. Director David O. Russell Flipping Out on I Heart Huckabees
2. David O. Russell Learns Not to Mess With George Clooney…
3. George Clooney Doesn’t Heart Director David O. Russell
4. Caan’s Cookie Monster Antics Disrupts Film Shoot
5. James Caan Leaves ‘Nailed’
6. Gyllenhaal Hissy Fit Delays “Nailed” Filming
7. David O. Russell Strikes Again!
8. Acting Out: James Caan and Jake Gyllenhaal Not Responding So Well to the David O. Russell Touch

John Cusack’s stalker is back in the headlines.

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1. What, There’s A “Side” to Her “Story”?
2. Leatherman’s Previous Arrest, Almost Exactly a Year Ago
3. Aw, But This Had the Beginnings of a Perfect Rom Com
4. Yes, She’s the Screwdriver-Throwing Lady
5. Thanks For the Traffic, Crazee!
6. Ye Olde Stalker Returneth

The online community whose focus on fitness reads more like a cultlike obsession receives attention in an unflattering New York Times piece.

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1. Is CrossFit a Cult?
2. “How Many Reps Would Jesus Do? LOL”
3. Trying to Win The Strongman Competition? CrossFit Can Help!
4. Just Another Saturday at San Diego’s CrossFit Gym…
5. CrossFit Official Website
6. Fitness: The Media Wants You Fat And Broke!
7. In Which The Gym Becomes Your Jesus

The washed-up comedian - famous mostly for smashing stuff - recently played a show in New York to scathing reviews that labeled him “racist” and “crazy”.

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1. “His Jokes Consist Mainly of Handicap Harrassing, Racebaiting, Queerbashing Pomp”
2. This Weekend I Saw A Relic Smash Watermelons
3. Gallagher At The Gramercy, 3/14/08: More Or Less a Total Nightmare
4. Gallagher Demonstrates How Helicopters Will Save America in the Case of a Radioactive Bomb Explosion
5. You’re Not In Boise, Anymore, Gallagher
6. P.T.G.D.: Post-Traumatic Gallagher Disorder, Explained
7. More Video Of Gallagher At The Gramercy Theater In NYC
8. “What a Fucking Train Wreck. Sometimes Anger and Racism Just Aren’t Funny.” (Pictures from His Show)
9. Gallagher Wants Money So He Can Save America
10. Gallagher Hates On His Audience, Calls Himself A “Legend” Of Comedy, Talks Crazy

Forensic scientists have digitally aged Britney Spears to show what she’ll look like in middle age. The results aren’t pretty.

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1. Britney Spears: A Brief Timeline and History
2. If We Could Turn Back Time…
3. Artist’s Depiction - Britney Spears Will Age Horribly
4. PhoJoe: Age Progression, Age Regression, Composite Sketching, Forensic Art, Forensic Facial Imaging Compositing, Age Progressing Photos…
5. The Ghost of Britney Future
6. Britney Spears, the Future of All Things Ugly
7. Britney Spears Will Age Horribly

People who dress only in one color.

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1. Iceberg Monochrome in Red
2. I’m Feeling So Monochrome
3. Rubies Wear Monochrome Outfits
4. The Gray Girl’s Clothing Line, So Cute!
5. Fall 2008 Fashion: Smurfs Gone Wild
6. Check out K-Rash in Monochrome
7. Rebecca Turbow Has Gone Grey
8. Freaks!
9. Which Color Would You Choose?
10. Yellow Outfit
11. Pink Monochromatic Outfit (Scroll Down)
12. Feist and Her Monochromatic Dancers
13. Monochrome New Yorkers
14. Heidi Klum in Monochromatic Blue

The new smoking-cessation wonder drug really does help people quit, but apparently it also causes nightmares, blackouts, paranoia, depression, hallucinations, and even suicide.

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1. FDA Probes Chantix Suicide, Behavior Concerns
2. Chantix Official Site
3. Chantrix: Chantrix Is the Most Successful Stop-Smoking Pill To Hit the Market. User Experiences and More.
4. Pfizer Heightens Chantix Warning
5. This Is My Brain on Chantix
6. Pfizer’s Chantix Created “Living” Nightmare For One User?
7. The Productive Highs and Dark Lows of Chantix
8. Chantix and Side Effects Lawsuit
9. FDA: Chantix May Pose Psychiatric Risks