Is your president-elect an eloquent speaker or a secretly manipulative hypnotist, asks this creepy video that compares him to, er, Hitler. There are some crazy people, and then there are CRAZIES. This, folks, is the latter.

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Pfizer is suing a man who was caught driving through Manhattan with a big, fake missile emblazoned with the words “Viva Viagra.” Self-proclaimed “crazy redneck Jew” Arye Sachs proudly touted, “I’m not only a defendant, I’m a customer.” (No, he really did.)

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1. Crazy Dude Loves Viagra

CULTURE BUZZ: Berkeley, California’s annual crazy parade takes place later this week, and will be replete with art cars and all of the city’s kookiest characters (read: everyone). The festival only further proves my thesis that Berkeley is the best place to play “Hobo or Hippie?” (via Laughing Squid)

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1. How Berkeley Can You Be? An Existential Journey
2. Visit The 13th Annual “How Berkeley Can You Be!?” Celebration
3. “Only in Berkeley Do the Naked People Put On Clear Rain Coats When It Starts to Rain.”
4. Berkeley And Politics: A Marraige Made In Heaven
5. What Are Art Cards? They Are Not Floats.
6. How Berkeley Can You Be? On Flickr
7. How Berkeley Can You Be On Zooomr

Despite having served his “lengthy sentence” for sexual abuse against children, mentally ill, unapologetic pedophile Geoffrey Leonard walks free in Australia and appears to like the attention. Chris Hansen, eat your heart out. Not only is there another clean-cut journalist/children’s advocate hungry to humiliate pedophiles on camera, but he’s crazy hot. (And the accent doesn’t hurt, either.)

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This dog is attacking you. If you’re not scared, you should be! Look, there’s another one in the background waiting to pounce!!

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TECH BUZZ: A YouTube phenomenon in which men (lead by creepy trio Steve, Bill, and Dwayne) blame women for forcing them into lives of solitude. With a first Black president becoming an increasingly visible possibility, isn’t it time we take a step back to question stuff like, you know, suffrage?

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1. TFL on YouTube
2. True Forced Loneliness: The Website [80% Complete!]
3. The Short History of True Forced Loneliness
4. “The ‘Pussy Renaissance’ is Coming to an End!”
5. Download the CRAZY TFL Manifesto
6. Dwayne, A Pioneer Of TFL [NSFW Or Your Appetite]

SCIENCE BUZZ: Jeff Peckman of Denver is lobbying city officials to establish an Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission in preparation for alien contact. In fact, he’s apparently got exclusive video footage proving their existence, but we can’t see it yet because it’s being used in a forthcoming documentary. Peckman’s video allegedly shows a four-foot tall creature popping up outside a window, blinking. So, congratulations, Jeff Peckman! You’ve started your very own Groundhog Day, but with aliens and for crazy people!

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1. Video: The Alien!
2. Peckman Even Got a Professor of Film to Analyze the Footage
3. On Board With Peckman? Go to the “Open Meeting” in Colorado Springs
4. Also, Jeff Peckman Has a “Metatron Personal Harmonizer” to Sell You
5. “In Support(?) of Peckman, a Group of Local High School Students Showed Up at the Meeting Wearing, You Guessed It, Tin Foil Hats.” [Awesome]
6. Jeff Peckman Lives With His Parents. That is All.

MOVIE BUZZ: David O. Russell, famous for his profanity-laced, set-destroying tirade against Lily Tomlin and his fistfight with George Clooney, is at it again. The volatile director’s heavy-handed tactics prompted James Caan to storm off the set of his latest film, the political comedy Nailed, after a dispute over a cookie, and caused star Jake Gyllenhaal to have a temper tantrum of his own.

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1. Acting Out: James Caan and Jake Gyllenhaal Not Responding So Well to the David O. Russell Touch
2. David O. Russell Strikes Again!
3. James Caan Leaves ‘Nailed’
4. Gyllenhaal Hissy Fit Delays “Nailed” Filming
5. Caan’s Cookie Monster Antics Disrupts Film Shoot
6. George Clooney Doesn’t Heart Director David O. Russell
7. Director David O. Russell Flipping Out on I Heart Huckabees
8. David O. Russell Learns Not to Mess With George Clooney…

CELEBRITY BUZZ: John Cusack’s stalker is back in the headlines. Ignoring a restraining order Cusack took out against her a few years ago, Leatherman took a cab to the actor’s house but was picked up by police after she couldn’t pay the fare and Cusack spotted her. Oh, she also likes to stalk Tom Cruise!

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1. Ye Olde Stalker Returneth
2. Yes, She’s the Screwdriver-Throwing Lady
3. Aw, But This Had the Beginnings of a Perfect Rom Com
4. Leatherman’s Previous Arrest, Almost Exactly a Year Ago
5. What, There’s A “Side” to Her “Story”?
6. Thanks For the Traffic, Crazee!

TECH BUZZ: The online community whose focus on fitness reads more like a cultlike obsession receives attention in an unflattering New York Times piece. Does using the Stairmaster really make us, in CrossFit’s opinion, “chumps”? Perhaps, but we like our old lady-style gym routine just fine, thank you very much.

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1. CrossFit Official Website
2. In Which The Gym Becomes Your Jesus
3. Fitness: The Media Wants You Fat And Broke!
4. Is CrossFit a Cult?
5. Just Another Saturday at San Diego’s CrossFit Gym…
6. “How Many Reps Would Jesus Do? LOL”
7. Trying to Win The Strongman Competition? CrossFit Can Help!