If you’re gonna try this at home, be sure to use the right crayons.
Science Buzz Crayola is far superior. If your parents never bought you at least the 64 count Crayola box with built-in sharpener, they didn't love you.
TV Buzz Fox is bewildered to why Crayola would make multicultural markers! I mean, everybody's skin color is the same, right? Crayola should really stop pandering to those damn liberals!
Culture Buzz Herb Williams uses Crayola crayons to make art. But he doesn't use the Crayolas to color! Instead, he uses them as materials for sculpture. Amazing things can happen with 50,000 crayons!
Like everything else in our culture, Crayons have just become far too complicated.