“I am NOT looking for anything sexual at all! I want to make this very clear!” Sure buddy. Sure.
If this missed connection is sincere, I'm sorry and may you both find love (it is Florida after all). But I think it's just somebody making fun of what sounds like the saddest guy on the planet.
Either that or the worst roommate ever. Konichiwa bitches, my ass. (via reddit.com)
Don't even think this is a sex thing, it's all about manhood. And Nickleback. This extra testosteroney spirit voyage begins with a man and ends with men. Click to view the original listing. (via craigslist.org)
“Your dog is gonna be on me like Charlie Sheen on a porn star made of amphetamines” Wait, do I want to hire him? You bet your boathouse I do! Click on the image to view since the ad is now down. (Via Reddit…)
Then you can be in a TV show about how bangs ruined your life. And when they say “bangs,” they mean fringe, you pervs.
“Hi, you might remember me as the charming young man that you held up at gun point last week.” Certainly a strange situation to think you've met your soul mate…but who are we to judge, right?
Just your typical missed connection: Boy meets girl at a bar. Girl goes home with boy. Girl steals tech merch using her feminine parts. No big deal.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/19/the-most-amazing...
Excitement makes everything sound better. I mean MAKES EVERYTHING SOUND BETTER, SON!!!!
This guy should teach classes in writing ads for Craigslist because he clearly has it down to a science. That being said, I bet he is a terrible roommate.
A Craigslist ad for a free working LCD TV, with a catch. This almost seems worth it… almost.