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Image: Craigslist Jobs: Always Weird
“I am NOT looking for anything sexual at all! I want to make this very clear!” Sure buddy. Sure.
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Image: Craigslist Bullying: Isn’t This Guy’s Life Bad Enough?
If this missed connection is sincere, I'm sorry and may you both find love (it is Florida after all). But I think it's just somebody making fun of what sounds like the saddest guy on the planet.
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Image: Best. Roommate. Ever.
Either that or the worst roommate ever. Konichiwa bitches, my ass. (via reddit.com)
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Image: Manhood Camping
Don't even think this is a sex thing, it's all about manhood. And Nickleback. This extra testosteroney spirit voyage begins with a man and ends with men. Click to view the original listing. (via craigslist.org)
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Image: The Most Legit Dog-Walker Ever
“Your dog is gonna be on me like Charlie Sheen on a porn star made of amphetamines” Wait, do I want to hire him? You bet your boathouse I do! Click on the image to view since the ad is now down. (Via Reddit…)
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Image: Do You Hate Your Bangs?
Then you can be in a TV show about how bangs ruined your life. And when they say “bangs,” they mean fringe, you pervs.
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Image: Missed Fried Chicken Connection
“Hi, you might remember me as the charming young man that you held up at gun point last week.” Certainly a strange situation to think you've met your soul mate…but who are we to judge, right?
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Image: You Stuck My Flash Drive In Your Vagina
Just your typical missed connection: Boy meets girl at a bar. Girl goes home with boy. Girl steals tech merch using her feminine parts. No big deal.
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Link: The Most Amazing Craigslist Ad Up In Here!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/19/the-most-amazing...
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Excitement makes everything sound better. I mean MAKES EVERYTHING SOUND BETTER, SON!!!!
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Image: How To Rent Your Extra Room
This guy should teach classes in writing ads for Craigslist because he clearly has it down to a science. That being said, I bet he is a terrible roommate.
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Image: Free Working LCD TV
A Craigslist ad for a free working LCD TV, with a catch. This almost seems worth it… almost.
