This is why you don't reply to Craigslist ads asking for satanic sex partners.

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1. via My[confined]Space

The must-have fashion accessory for your next bro sesh.

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1. Mutual Masturbation, Model Trains, and Crab Meat [PIC]
2. via Brendan Donnelly’s Blog

He just wants you to touch and rub him, but he's totally not gay. Gay stuff grosses him out.

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Simple, elegant, and to the point. Exactly what you'd expect from a classy gentleman with a refined (if somewhat outdated) fashion sense.

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Wait, so you get a fully assembled IKEA table and you get to masturbate? Sounds like a win-win for you, but what do I get out of this?

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Life is full of really tough decisions, you guys. Real tough.

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Link: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/roo/1...

A hoarder in San Francisco is looking for a roommate who doesn't mind not being able to find the landline telephone under mountains of trash (sorry… collectibles).

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1. Compulsive hoarding (or pathological hoarding) is the acquisition of, and failure to use or discard, such a large number of seemingly useless possessions that it causes significant clutter and impairment to basic living activities such as mobility, cooking, cleaning, showering or sleeping.
2. $680 hoarders haven (mission district)
3. Food Hoarding
4. Extreme Cat Hoarding
5. My Mother’s Garden (a documentary about how hoarding wrecks a family).

Link: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/...

A TMI missed connection post on Craigslist from a guy who pooped his pants to the cute girl standing behind him in checkout. If it's been awhile since you last pooped your pants, this will help reconjure what it feels like.

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1. A Beautiful Tale of a Craigslist Missed Connection in the Making
2. Missed Connection at the Mall [PIC]
3. Inventor of Urethral Condom Seeks Soulmate [PIC]

In 1982, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court. Now they are out, and selling all their old junk.

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Photographer Mark Andrew had the idea of contacting the people behind Craigslist classified ads and documenting them in their home surroundings. It's kind of nice to put faces together with those (often weird) postings. Check the gallery of his work .

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1. More on the Artist’s Website
2. Via MetaFilter

Do you like toy trains, non-gay touching, and imitation crab meat? I hope this guy finds his soulmate! Because it would be shame for all that imitation crabmeat to go to waste.

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[Editor's note: I've totally had one of these moments except it was in an airplane bathroom.]

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One dad finds a nice, blameless way to get rid of the family pet.

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I think this is about more than goats, if you want to read deep. Mr. Marbles also seems to share a lot of my interests.

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These are literally fake gold-plated plastic boob carvings with funny names. Clockwise from top left, we have the “Cannonballs,” followed by “old socks,” and then the “ski jumps” and of course “the pointer” to round things out. I must have missed this movement in Art History.

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1. Please dont kick me off of craigslist…I have 4 rare vintage topless sculptured wall hangings…
2. Craigslist Find: Horrifying Boob Art

CULTURE BUZZ: Craigslist is abandoning their erotic services section, but there is no need to despair, because BuzzFeed is stepping in to pick up the slack! Just post the erotic service you provide below, and keep checking back to see if anyone posts an erotic service that you need. No service is too erotic for us! Let's show those prudes at Craigslist how it's done.

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TECH BUZZ: In a surprise move, Craigslist today voluntarily agreed to shut down its “erotic services” section. Welp, at least they didn't remove “casual encounters.” Where else would nerds go to get laid? Apparently not Adult FriendFinder ! Update: BuzzFeed comes to the rescue !

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1. Official: Craigslist to replace ‘blatant Internet brothel’
2. The Adult Friend Finder Experiment
3. Philip Markoff (aka the Craigslist Killer) - Featured on BuzzFeed

These two Craigslisters from Santa Cruz should get together!

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1. Via Holy Taco
2. Fake Craigslist Postings
3. The Perfect Girl on Craigslist
4. Pranking Craigslisters
5. Craigslist Penis Photographer

If you are ever willing to do any business on Craigslist ever again , buy from this guy. He needs your money and your love.

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The hilariously named anti-gay rights group NOM (National Organization for Marriage) have gone a step further into acronym absurdity with their new initiative “2 Million for Marriage,” or 2M4M. Which is Craigslist-speak for Two men seeking another man . NOM is knocking it out of the park with their acronym selection, but I figured it couldn't hurt to offer a few suggestions of my own for acronyms they can use in future campaigns. Here's a Top 5:

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1. Anti-Gay Rights Group Calls its Marriage Campaign ‘2M4M’
2. The National Org. For Marriage is now a self-parody
3. The ‘Save NOM’ Campaign
4. Gay Marriage Causes Storms
5. NOM Audition Tapes