This is why you don't reply to Craigslist ads asking for satanic sex partners.
He just wants you to touch and rub him, but he's totally not gay. Gay stuff grosses him out.
Simple, elegant, and to the point. Exactly what you'd expect from a classy gentleman with a refined (if somewhat outdated) fashion sense.
I'm not really sure how much “kids bracelets” are going for wholesale these days, but this seems like a bargain.
Wait, so you get a fully assembled IKEA table and you get to masturbate? Sounds like a win-win for you, but what do I get out of this?
For this dude, it's just another night filled with hand jobs, choo choo trains, and that damn fake crab he just can't get rid of! All aboard the Molester Express! Last stop: prison!
Life is full of really tough decisions, you guys. Real tough.
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A hoarder in San Francisco is looking for a roommate who doesn't mind not being able to find the landline telephone under mountains of trash (sorry… collectibles).
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mis/1309802520.html
A TMI missed connection post on Craigslist from a guy who pooped his pants to the cute girl standing behind him in checkout. If it's been awhile since you last pooped your pants, this will help reconjure what it feels like.
In 1982, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court. Now they are out, and selling all their old junk.
Way back when, even the fanciest ladyfolk and gentlemen were looking for love, Craigslist-style. Do you think there was an F2M section back then, or was it moot since everyone wore superhot, asexual-looking powdered wigs?
Photographer Mark Andrew had the idea of contacting the people behind Craigslist classified ads and documenting them in their home surroundings. It's kind of nice to put faces together with those (often weird) postings. Check the gallery of his work.
Do you like toy trains, non-gay touching, and imitation crab meat? I hope this guy finds his soulmate! Because it would be shame for all that imitation crabmeat to go to waste.
[Editor's note: I've totally had one of these moments except it was in an airplane bathroom.]
One dad finds a nice, blameless way to get rid of the family pet.
Culture Buzz A beautiful tale of a Craigslist Missed Connection in the making. Also includes some invaluable tips on how to meet women on trains.
I think this is about more than goats, if you want to read deep. Mr. Marbles also seems to share a lot of my interests.
These are literally fake gold-plated plastic boob carvings with funny names. Clockwise from top left, we have the “Cannonballs,” followed by “old socks,” and then the “ski jumps” and of course “the pointer” to round things out. I must have missed this movement in Art History.
Culture Buzz Craigslist is abandoning their erotic services section, but there is no need to despair, because BuzzFeed is stepping in to pick up the slack! Just post the erotic service you provide below, and keep checking back to see if anyone posts an erotic service that you need. No service is too erotic for us! Let's show those prudes at Craigslist how it's done.
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