“I am NOT looking for anything sexual at all! I want to make this very clear!” Sure buddy. Sure.
If this missed connection is sincere, I'm sorry and may you both find love (it is Florida after all). But I think it's just somebody making fun of what sounds like the saddest guy on the planet.
Culture Buzz Sometimes two dudes have to do what two dudes have to do. No gay stuff.
At the core of every good relationship is a good pun about blood types.
Sometimes it's easier to perceive something as a paperweight than it is to consider the possibility that it's being inserted into a loved one's body cavities.
I really hope these two find one another. It sounds like they could have something really special.