If you have a deep respect for the human dignity of crackheads, then: this is mean. Otherwise, New Party Game!!!
Celebrity Buzz Amy Winehouse loses Blake to a German supermodel named Sophie Schandorff. The heroin party is over, guys! We can all go home now.
Celebrity Buzz Her father, Mitch, says in an interview that Amy has been diagnosed with “early stage emphysema.” It’s the cigarette and crack combination that is doing her in, apparently.
Celebrity Buzz The actress was busted buying cocaine just blocks from her New York apartment. Also just blocks from the BuzzFeed offices! She should have known better than to buy crack from a street dealer, especially on East Broadway. Oh, Tatum.
Celebrity Buzz Whitney Houston’s 15-year-old daughter tries to stab Whitney during an argument, then attempts to kill herself by slashing her wrists. Wayward children of crackhead parents make for great reality television! I’d much rather watch a show about a rebellious teenager than a washed-up R&B star any day.