Animals Buzz Evil Cows is the new best cow meme. These badasses are the Disaster Girl of the bovine world. (via quickmeme.com)
Animals Buzz Llamas find the very existence of cows to be one of the most amusing things in the world. And the noises they make? Pure comedy gold.
Animals Buzz Spring is here! Hence, dancing cows, I guess. Cows are cute, right? (via weruletheinternet.com)
Culture Buzz This feels like it is a massively important moment in interspecies diplomacy.
This calf was recently born on a dairy farm in Utah. It's got a birth defect, but looks otherwise healthy.
Somehow, two horn players playing “The Saints Go Marching In” are able to attract the completely riveted attention of a herd of cows. I heard that cows are into all music, except for rap and country. (via tastefullyoffensive.com)
Run, cow, run! A daring cow made a break for it down Liberty Avenue in Jamaica, Queens on Thursday, running from the confines of a slaughterhouse. You can read the full story at the Huffington Post.
If this is how “Animal Farm” begins, then we're in for quite a tongue-lashing. (via asylum.co.uk)
Culture Buzz Meet Krista. She won the grand prize at the 2011 German Holstein Show. Ain't she a beaut? (via rillawafers.tumblr.com)
Parents say no to a horse; girl decides to train her cow to run and jump instead. SWAG.
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They drank too much Milwaukee's Best.
Birds falling from the sky, dead fish washing ashore, and now the cows are acting strange, too.
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Cows make for a really attentive and polite audience. People should play accordion for cows more often.
The only proper way to wash a cow. The swinging cow brush is a self-grooming device that keeps cows happier, healthier and more productive. So will it be brush or no-brush? I guess we'll need a side by side comparison to see if brushed cows give better milk than their counterparts that go unbrushed!
Just in time for The Human Centipede to be released, a Farmer in North Carolina announced one of his cows gave birth to a six-legged calf. Read the rest of the story here
In “Good For Furries, Bad For Everyone Else” news, one girl's birthmark has spiraled out of control, spreading across her back and face in what resembles a cow hide. Ladies, if you've ever needed inspiration for your bikini wax, you're welcome.
When two stray cattle got loose in a Payallup, Washington convenience store, two actual ranchers on horseback followed them in to herd them (successfully, I might add) from the store.
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BREAKING: Former British Home Secretary David Blunkett has been injured by a charging cow. I'm sorry, but LOL. Get well soon, David B. And, like, be more careful around cows in future.
Aw hey look it's “Heart,” a 19-day old Ox born with a heart-shaped birthmark. Consider him your Valentine's Day mascot.
Food Buzz The good people at the Cow Protection Department of India's largest Hindu nationalist group have a new beverage for your consideration. My question is: how does making a soft drink out of cow urine actually PROTECT the cows?