CULTURE BUZZ: When the body of the Private First Class was returned to her parents in Missouri from Iraq, LaVena Johnson’s father called bullsh*t on the Army’s claim that her death was the result of a suicide. Footage clearly indicates that, in reality, Johnson was likely beaten, raped and murdered (in fact, a trail of blood was photographed outside her tent). The Army, however, has refused to provide further information regarding the case, proving that, even in an “army of one,” it’s not hard for a soldier to be easily forgotten if she isn’t a white male (or, better yet, a star football player).

The Best Links:

1. LaVena Johnson: Murdered By Her Colleagues, Ignored By The Army
2. The Pfc. LaVena Johnson Petition to Re-Open the Investigation
3. “The Case Was Investigated Thoroughly and There is No Case to Reopen,” Says a Defense Department Spokesman [Also, Johnson’s Genitals Were Allegedly Doused With Acid, So…Yeah, No Evidence Of Foul Play Whatsoever]
4. “When the Coroner Ruled Her Death a Suicide and Failed to Include Any of the Physical Trauma in His Report, Dr. Johnson Told Him, ‘somebody Murdered My Daughter and You Picked the Wrong Person to **** With.’”
5. Even Pat Tillman’s Mother is Suspicious

STYLE BUZZ: A new trend towards masking cleavage. No, it’s not just panties over a bra. The Winkee is just one of several options for the modesty-minded fashionistas out there who’d like to cover up their décolletage without adding extra layers.

The Best Links:

1. The Official Winkee Site: “The Ultimate Solution For Plunging Necklines!”
2. The Latest in Cleavage-Covering Technology
3. Figs Bra Black - A Detachable Camisole, Just In Case
4. Why fashion has banished the bosom
5. Cleavage Control: The Spillage Stops Here
6. Meet the Winkee
7. For Those Times When Distraction is Not an Option